Max Is The One {MithzanXReader}COMPLETED

"Y/n.."

"Y/n.....Will....will you ....Erg...Will you be my girlfriend?"Max asked me.
Umm....Wha?What do I say!!!Telllllll meeeeee!!!!Oh my god stupid ass brain work!!um.....Umm...Say yes!!!Say what?Say yes you stupid hooman!!What?Who is that?Nevermind.Ill just do it.

"Yes."I say.

Max gets very excited and then slows down seeing Im not excited."Are you oka-"
I ran down the hall into my office.Everyone followed me."OHHHHHHHHHMMMMYYYYYYYYYFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKIIINNNNHGGGGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHH!!!I FEEL LIKE A GODDESS!WAIT.I ALREADY AM-"I turn around and everyone that has powers is going "Shut Up."Max just laughed.
I walked straight up to him and said-

"WHATCHU LAUHING AT?!WANNA GO BRA!?!?!??!"

Max was startled."Uh...Sure.I WANNA GO BRA!?!"

"YOUR A BRA!AND YOUR MOM IS TOO!"I screamed.

"WHAT?THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE AND YOU ARE A BRA!BRA"

"BRA,GUESS WHAT?"

"WHAT BRA?"

"IM WEARING A BRA!"

"Pffttt.You just said that on camera.And I hope you are wearing a bra...."

"WHAT?!I CAN BE FREE!!!!!"

Max just burst out in to laughter tears.I did too.Everbody just stared at the awkward sighting.And pushed me onto Max while we were laughing.So i didnt notice till we stopped laughing but Max did.He wrapped his arms around my waist so I couldnt escape.

"Max.I am going to kill you if you dont let me go.I hate hugs.You know that."I threatened.

"Haha!Nope!"He said.And as quick as lightning he let me go and ran.

"Erg...Not this time."Everyone offered to help to chase Max,but..Im doing this on my own.

I grabbed one of my katanas from my scabbard.And I called his name eerily.

"Maaaaaaaaxxxxxx~Oh maaaaxxxyyyy~Where are you Maxieeeee~Ill find you~This isnt a game of hide and seek you know.This is man hunt.You are the huntee-
Im the hunt-er.So Maxxxxxyyyy~Come out now and Ill kill you quick.If you dont,Ill kill you slowly.~"I temptingly said.

....(I name this one THE JEFF)

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...(I name this one Love)

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Max didnt come out.I went out to find him and I heard running and slamming the door of my office.

"Immmm comming~"I quietly sinisterly said.And my employees looked at me creeped out.I think I scared them ...Oh well.Another one bites the dust,eh?Whatevah.I ran to my office.I creepily stared at him through the glass.
"Knock Knock.I am at my door now I am coming in~No need for me to ask permission.~Knock Knock,Im inside my room now,where is it you die?~Our game of Manhunts about to end~Im coming closer.Eyeing you across the room~Are you frightened dear?~Could you be scared shitless?~Ding dong,You died here.Now your done.Ding Dong.Looks like I have killed.Another.Ding dong.Pay your consequence.~"
(The words italicized is a parody that I created for this story of Hide and Seek by Lizz Robinett?I dont really know.I just wanted to say the song is not created by me.It doesnt tell me much information on the internet.Sorry if I got that wrong.I know its an english cover of vocaloid Hide and Seek.Sorry for the interuption!!!)
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"WHAT THE FUCK Y/N!?!?!?!"Max yelled.

"I told you I hate hugs."I sinisterly said as I came closer by one step.

"You even hate hugs from me?Your really new boyfriend?"He temptingly said,and he thought he was going to get a positive answer..Haha.Yeah right.

"Yes.I hate hugs."I said emotionessly.Haha.Go figure.Im a goddess and I hate hugs.Pfft.Yeah..Im definitely weird alright.

"Y-Y-Y/n....Lets t-talk this out together okay?"Max shook in fear.

"No."Max shook trembling and was about to cry.Hahaha...Oh Im so sorry Max...I should stop here shouldnt I?

"A-are you okay,Y/n?A-Are you sick or something?"Max asked fearing me.

"Hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahah!!!!"I laughed so hard I mightve shit myself.Max bent down and covered his head with his hands.

"Please dont hurt me!I-I...I-"Max jumped up while I was laughing and grabbed the sword out of my hands and pushed me down to where he was on the ground.

"Now.Your mine~"Max said.

I just laughed and laughed and laughed.I didnt know what came over me.Everybody saw that I kept on laughing.

Adam's POV~
Should I intervene right now?I should.Before she gets too much to handle.

Jin's POV~
See.Shes gonna do it again.I knew we shouldn't  have had the dark one on our team.

Ross~
I feel so bad for her right now....She is going to turn right infront of her true love...

Barney/John~
Ohs nos....Please donts turn,please donts turn...

Me~
I-I feel in much pain....Its agonizing.....Where do I remember this from?.....oh.....Its where my friends betrayed me and I turned... Im...Im turning! !!!Im turning into that vicious demon that I always knew I was.Just because Max was gonna win.I knew I cant handle these relationships.I just want to die.Nobody can handle me and I cant handle them....Adam...Make this go away.
Adam POV~
Im helping.I jumped in between them and grabbed Y/n and put her in my arms bridal style.And I ran off with her to my office.

Max pov~
Where the fuck is he going with her!??!?!

"WHY DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING GURL BRO!?"I yell.

"SORRY!!ILL BRING HER BACK TO YOU WHEN IM DONE!"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"

"FIXING HER!"

"What the fuck?"He asked confused.

He just ran off with the love of his life and he thinks that hes gonna get away with it?No.He isnt.I ran to his office but he locked it.Fuck.He lovked the door,bastard...Ill just look through the window...What the-?!?!He closed the blind.You know what?!?!?Ill just break down the door!One. .....Two......Thr-

"OK!!OK!OK!OK!!!STOP FUCKING TICKLING ME OR YOU WILL DIE!!!!"
A girl voice screamed.

"Yep.Shes alive."I relaxingly said.

I heard the office door unlock.

"Ok bro,heres your girl back.no need to break down my fucking door."Adam said.

"How am I supposed to know you guys arent doing stuff.?"

"Umm...Max?....We are best friends and we act like brother and sister.That would be considered as incest probably.Well....Not really...But to us it would be like that so thats a nono.So Im yours.But I just have him help me with the smallest problems when I freak out or something.....Ok?"

"Ok....."I said.

My Pov~
I love Max but he has to stop worrying about me all the time.I know he loves me but jeez man,chill!
Am I right or am I right?!?!Yeah!!I know!!!Right?