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Camren and Jerrie

Jade: Perrie,I'll treat you like my homework,slam you on the table and do you all night long!

 Perrie: Jade,you're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home


Lauren: I got one

Lauren: Camila,are you a rainstorm,cause I'm soaking

Camila: Lauren, pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed

Lauren: that means a lot to me 

Jade: I always though that Camila loved pizza more then Lauren

Lauren: me too

Camila: you know I love you more then pizza

Lauren: really

Camila: yes

Perrie: I got another one 

Perrie: you know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy need

Jade: I always wondered why,now I know 

Camila: you're on my list of things to do tonight

Camila: you're on my list of things to do tonight

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Camila: I always wanted to you that,know I can

Lauren: what are you doing tonight beside me

Camila: nothing much 

Lauren: so I'll see you later ;)

Perrie: Jade do you have one 

Jade: let me think 

Jade: wait,I got one

Jade: look at my lips and your lips,it looks like they want to massage each other

Perrie: that one wasn't that sexual    

Jade: not those lips

Perrie: JADE! not in front of Camren

Jade: sorry

Lauren: OMG

Camila: Lauren,I should call you Google, because you have everything I'm looking for

Lauren: I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart

Camila: you would do that

Lauren: that's not what I meant but yes I would

Jade: Perrie,I'm scared of the letter X

Perrie: why baby

Jade: cause I never want to be yours

Perrie: roses are red,violets are blue,I didn't know what perfect was until I met you

Lauren: Camila,I have to ask you so thing 

Camila: what is it

Lauren: do you have a band aid,cause I scrapped my knees falling for you

Camila: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Perrie: you really shouldn't wear makeup

Jade: why is that

Perrie: because you're messing with perfection

Jade: do you really mean that 

Perrie: yes

Jade: I LOVE YOU

Perrie: I LOVE YOU TOO

Lauren: Camila, te amo 

Camila: yo tambien

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