Pez: Pesy is real
Pez: more then Jerrie
Mani: what's Pesy
Leigh: Perrie + Jesy = Pesy
Jade: what?!
Pez: sorry Jade we had a great run and great sex but it's just not working
Pez: and Pesy is so fucking real
Jade: fuck you
Pez: not anymore
DJ: burn
Z: babe not the time
DJ: I know and my Jerrie heart hurts
Pez: Pesy Is Real
Pez: Pesy Is Real
Jesy: fuck not it's not
Pez: Pesy Is Real
Pez: Pesy Is Real
Jade: to think I was going to put a ring on it
Pez: WHAT
Pez: put a ring on what
DJ: if you like then you should put a ring on it *Beyonce singing
Mani: for the second time,not the time
Jesy: Jade it's not fucking real
Jade: I want to hear Perrie say it to me
Pez: why
Jade: cause
Leigh: I feel so left out of this
Pez: Jade I can't say Pesy is not real cause it is
Pez: but Jerrie is realer than Pesy
Ally: awww,love
Jade: thanks Ally
Pez: Jade you know I was kidding right
Jade: sure
Jesy: thank god Jerrie is better,I thought I was going to have to fight with Jade
Leigh: Jade would win
Lern: WTF just happened
Camz: Lauren and I were just fucking and this happened
Lern: well you're still fucking
Camz: bye
Camz has left this conversation
Lern: don't contact us until 3 or 4 hours later
Lern has left this conversation
Leigh: they last that long
Ally: yes,even more
Jesy: I feel bad for you guys
Mani: I wish I lived with Jerrie not Camren
DJ: right,at least go some where else not in the house or at least be quiet
Z: that why Dinah and I have sex in my house
DJ: yeah cause we can't keep it in
Mani: so fucking true
Jade: guys guess what
Ally: what
Jade: Perrie is drunk and high
Leigh: that explains the whole Pesy is real
Jesy: I know everybody want a piece of me
Jesy: just look at me,DAMN
Pez: guys I just saw a unicorn
Z: that was just Lauren in her unicorn onesie,taking a sex break
Leigh: what Perrie is in the 5H house hold
Z: yes
Leigh: how
Pez: haven't you heard about a fucking uber Leigh-Anne
Leigh: sorry,you don't have to be fucking rood about it
Pez: what a saw some thing else
Jade: what is it
Pez: I'm not sure it's either a leprechaun,gnome or maybe a elf since it all most Chirstmas
Pez: it's an elf on the shelf but it on the couch looking at her phone
DJ: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ally
Ally: you guys are mean or should I say gays
Leigh+Mani+Jesy: hey,not me
Z: OMG
Jade: babe it's Ally
Pez: not it's an elf
Pez: wait,I just saw Simba with a beautiful girl
Z: thank you
Ally: hahahahahahahahaha Dinah
DJ: shout up
Jade: she just needs Normani and Camila
Z: yeah but she has to go in to the room to see Camila and I don't think she wants to go there
Jade: I think Perrie is going to say something racist about Normani
Pez: wait,am I in Africa cause I thought I was in America
Jesy: why would you say that
Pez: well I just saw an African Women,very pretty I might say
Mani: I want to bet her ass
Jade: don't you dare put one of your fucking black fingers on my girl
Mani: damn Jade,sorry
Z: Jade,Perrie just pasted out on the couch,come and get her
Jade: I'll be there so
