MARRY,KISS,KILL,SLEEP,CRUISE

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5H and Shawn

Lern: ok Shawnie boo,from all of us who would you marry,kiss,kill,sleep,cruise

Shawn: I don't think I can answer that

Camz: just fucking answer

Camz: and what the fuck is Shawnie boo

Lern: a nickname

Shawn: marry Ally

Lern: why

Shawn: cause she would make me food and be loyal to me 

Shawn: honestly the best wife ever 

Ally: aww thank you

Shawn: kiss Camila because one of my good friends is always telling me how a great kisser she is

Camz: who is the person that told you that

Lern: me

Camz: ohh

Shawn: I would kill Normani because she is so fucking rude to me all the time

Mani: I was only rude because I thought you were going to break Camren up

Shawn: but I didn't

Mani: yeah but I still don't like you that much

Shawn: again I would kill Normani

Shawn: I would sleep with Lauren because I mean look at her 

Shawn: and two little birds told me she is ever good in bed

Camz: back the fuck up Mendes 

Camz: Lauren is fucking mine 

Shawn: I just  said I would not I will

Camz: still

Shawn: and last but no least I would cruise with Dinah because we would have the best time ever 

Shawn: it would be an adventure

DJ: you fucking know it 

DJ: and I would cruise with you too

Shawn: it would be really cool

DJ: but I would bring my girlfriend 

Shawn: GIRLFRIEND?!

DJ: oh yeah I forgot to tell you I have  girlfriend 

Shawn: who is it 

Shawn: is it Mani

DJ: no

Mani: why  do people always think it's me 

Shawn: well Camren is real so people think Norminah would be real too

ManI: but no

DJ: well Shawn do you know Zendaya 

Shwn: yes 

DJ: well she's my girlfriend 

Shawn: is there anything else I should know

Ally: do you know who Little Mix are 

Shawn: no

Ally: then were the FUCK have you been all your life 

DJ: damn ALLYSIN

Ally: sorry,how the fuck does he not know who Little Mix are 

Shawn: well Lauren did talk about them one time 

Lern: more then one time

Shawn: yeah still IDK who they are 

Ally: ok Shawn your next step is to meet Little Mix over text at least 

Shawn: when

Mani: whenever you feel like it 

Shawn: okay 

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