Diyonce: babe not to be mean but you're really bad at being Allysus
NewAllysus: what do you mean
Allysin: you're not worthy of being Allysus
Diyonce: no,you're just really bad at your job
NewAllysus: no I'm not
Tori: no you're not
NewAllysus: well then prove it
Manibear: okay so Camren had a problem and as always they go to Allysus for advice on how to fix their problem
Jergi: like always
Manibear: so you told them and I quote "fuck off and die in hell"
NewAllysus: in my defense Lauren and Camila are really fucking annoying and problematic
Canola: and there you go again
NewAllysus: what do you mean
Canola: you're Allysus so you're supposed to be pure
Jergi: so no bad words
NewAllysus: I still think I'm doing a good job
Pincock: really you told me it was okay to punch a pregnant woman in the stomach
Pincock: and to make sure that the child dies
NewAllysus: really I said that
Pincock: yes and you also told me and I quote "and remember to have fun while you're at it"
Jasminda: how would anyone have fun
Platypus: if you hit her with a bat
Jeed: maybe all her insides and the baby will come out
Platypus: that would look so good
Jeed: I know what our next date is going to be
Jergi: can it be a double date
Canola: I would like that
Jasminda: what kind of sick people are you
Jeed: love sick people
Platypus: aww baby
NewAllysus: hey guys can it be a triple date
Platypus: sure we just need to find a pregnant lady,a bat,and some to hit her
Tori: oh me,I volunteer as tribute to hit the lady
Tori: and you don't even have to worry about the bat
NewAllysus: oh I know a pregnant woman
Allysin: wait,hold it right there
Allysin: Zendaya you're fired
Allysin: as much as I liked being Allysin,it time to go back
Allysin change into Allysus
NewAllysus: well shit
NewAllysus change into Zendaya
Allysus: I AM BACK MY CHILDREN
