Harry : Do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
Niall : Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!
Liam : You know what I like in a girl? My dick.
Zayn : I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
Louis : Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
A/N- This had me laughing so hard lmao
