Its been a long time since ive done another chapter ;~; But unfortunately for you guys im back!! XD Before i start talking about my weird life ill just say that ill do chapters whenever i want because everytime something cool happens ill have to wait till thursday to post it and i can easily forget stuff, thats why im good at keeping secrets 😉😂 Because i forget them ;~; Eh XD
SO BACK TO MA GR8 LYF
Soooo remember the new phone my dad promised me a month ago? I still dont have it ;~; Its been a friggin month dad A MONTH AND YOU SAID ID HAVE IT IN THREE DAYS!!! 😭 Ill murder him ;~; I guess im stuck with this miniature phone for now ;~; I cant even type right 😩😪 But whatevs ill just have to wait i guess....
I finnally got my own room 😭😂 No more hearing my little brothers snores or farts or burps etc. XD Yeah my brother is above weird ;~; And his weird is like retarded weird ;~; Once he started singing and dancing while sleeping on his bed ;~; Tbh i thought he was dying of a heart atack XD
*brother starts singing and dancing while sleeping*
Me-"MOM JEAN IS DYING HE NEEDS HELP CALL 911!!!"
Mom- "ummm hes just sleep dancing"
Me- ;~;
Yeaaah it was really weird, he kept that up till i punched him ;~; He deserved it! Why was he being so creepy? 😰😂 He was possesed......
Anywho, back to my room
Its so big and comfstrable, ive never had so much space in ma life ;~; But that dosent mean i stopped stepping on legos every fucking second 😩
*News flash!*
"Today we were informed of a tragic insident, we will go live with juan, juan tell us about this tragic death."
Juan- "Today is a sad day, a 15 year old kid died on his own room, it was a dissaster. The kid seemed to be playing on his phone when his phone suddenly stopped charging, he got up and plugged it again but he recieved a electrical charge that made him flinch and step on a lego, once he did he started jumping in pain, he slipped and fell to the ground hitting a bookshelf, when he hit the bookshelf a book was dropped into his face directed to his eyes making him blind and inflicting mayor damage to his skull."
I just predicted my death XD Okay enough ;~;
Hmmmmm what else should i say? ;~; Oh right! :p
Wait i think i forgot ;~; Fuck......
ओह! यह छवि हमारे सामग्री दिशानिर्देशों का पालन नहीं करती है। प्रकाशन जारी रखने के लिए, कृपया इसे हटा दें या कोई भिन्न छवि अपलोड करें।
This is what i do in the class rooms everytime im bored ;~; Strange huh? 😂😂😂 Yeaaaah im strange in a pervy kind of way 😂😂 Eh 😆
Little sis finnally talked to meeeeh! XD It was about time ;~; I missed her a lot :3 Hopefully she wont read this cuz shes not using wattpad so much ;~;
Guys guess what? I HAVE DABITIS! A RARE DIASEAS, AND ITS CONTAGEOUS!!! Its dab addiction 😂😂😂 I dab everytime for no good reason ;~; I even dab on my sleep ;~; Wilda told me i was going to die of excesive dabbing, its gonna happen ;~; Wilda once cursed the turtles to death and the next day her best friends turtle died ;~; So her curses do work (>~<) But she would only do me a favor soou 😆😂😂😂👌
Okay okay ill stop 😆😂 Hey guys have you ever wondered why donald trump looks like a soggy cheeto with a wig? ;~; Plus hes orange ;~; Like wtf XD #faketan #phonie #idkhowtospellthatright #XDD
Sooooou yeaaah ;~; Wilda hates me again ;~; She wont talk to meh like she used to ;~; I feel horrible ;~;
I start talking to wilda and faith stops talking to me, faith starts talking to me and wilda stops talking to me THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!!! 😩😩😩
Ill never figure girls out...... But in the end they wont figure us out neither ;~; Sou whats the point 😆😂 Both woman and men are unpredictable and weird And yes that includes me 😂
Okay guys nobody is answering my messages ;~; I need to talk to somebodyyyy 😭😭😭😭 Or ill go socially insane O_o'
Halloween is aproaching, rapists will wait near the empty alleyways, drug addicts will offer kids some weed, pedos will lurk around, stalkers will follow people around, innocent kids will probably get killed, im going to get runned over by wilda, ninja flying mutant karate turltles will eat adults, the nazis will revive and launch a nuke and end the world. Aaaand ladys and gentleman this is puerto rico for youuu! XD
Halloween is the most dangerous event on puerto rico ;~; Now there are clowns everywhere scaring the crap out of pussys ;~; I mean come on guys, THEYRE FUCKING CLOWNS!!!
Clown- "ILL RAPE YOUUUU!!!"
Me-"Wanna hear a joke?"
Clown- "Ummmmmm your supposed to be scared but sure why not."
Me- "you, now go get a job dumbass."
Guys i mean theyre clowns, whats so creppy about them? I mean im technically a clown magnet, they allways go for me 😩 Theyre all mostly female tho ;~; But eh whateva
Well ive talked too much i guess ill end it 😂😂😂
ओह! यह छवि हमारे सामग्री दिशानिर्देशों का पालन नहीं करती है। प्रकाशन जारी रखने के लिए, कृपया इसे हटा दें या कोई भिन्न छवि अपलोड करें।
