*Firepaw returns*
Ravenpaw: I managed to catch an adder!
Firepaw: Wait, you went hunting?
Ravenpaw: No. I stole it from a weird twoleg place. It was easy to break the weird stuff it was inside of... had to avoid cutting myself on it though getting out.
Firepaw: What you're telling me is that you broke into some guys house and killed their pet snake.
Ravenpaw: Yep.
Firepaw: *pause* We are SO putting that on the stump.
Tigerclaw: For once, I'm proud of you Raven-Nope, nevermind. I hate you again.
Ravenpaw: Aw, come on!
Tigerclaw: Yo, Bluestar, I saw Firepaw talking to a kittypet. We should kick him out.
Bluestar: Do you regret joining the clan?
Firepaw: Nope. I made the right move escaping Smudge before he blew up the entire twolegplace.
Bluestar: Who?
Firepaw: Oh, nobody important. Just some crazy terrorist.
Tigerclaw: Can I PLEASE get this 'Smudge' to join me in my quest for world domination, Bluestar?
Bluestar: Nah. We don't let kittypets in.
Graypaw: Annnd Bluestar's an idiot.
Bluestar: What?
Graypaw: Nothing.
Bluestar: Oh, by the way, you three are going to the gathering.
Graypaw/Ravenpaw: YYYAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
Firepaw: Annnd there goes any hope of sleeping.
Oneeye: Oh come on! We're night creatures! We use echolocation to see and-
Halftail: WE'RE CATS, NOT BATS!!!!
Oneeye: OH, we're GNATS!! Got you.
Halftail: Please die faster.
Firepaw: How did they get-oh, right. We magically teleported to camp somehow. Forgot the writers tend to do that.
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Warriors Abridged
HumorWhat if an abridged series was made for Warriors? This hasn't happened yet, as no show of the series exists, but this get pretty darn close to that goal.
