Bluestar: Alright, it's night. Let's go.
*They walk into ze cave*
Firepaw: Good StC, how long is this tunnel?
Graypaw: 26.something miles. We call it Marathon Tunnel.
Firepaw: Why?
Graypaw: Because why not?
Bluestar: Here's the Moonstone.
Graypaw: Woah!
Firepaw: You haven't seen this?
Graypaw: Nope.
Tigerclaw: RUN!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
*tigerclaw flees*
Firepaw: What..? Is a giant monster attacking Tokyo? Honestly, at this point I wouldn't be surprised.
Graypaw: Nope. He's just a fucking wimp. *says blandly, then faintly* WHY WOULDN'T YOU LET ME SAY HE'S GAY!!??
Director: BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TOO HARD TO BRING BACK A DEAD JOKE!!!
Graypaw: BUT I LIKE TALKING ABOUT PUSSY!!
Director: I KNOW!!! YOU STARTED A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT OUT OF NOWHERE WHEN I WAS EATING A SANDWICH!!!
*flashback. Director is eating sandwich.*
Graypaw: I demand more pussy jokes!
Director: *spits out food* I'M FUCKING EATING!!!
*cut to present. Arguing ensues*
Bluestar: I think this is what Tigerclaw was running from.
Firepaw: Gee, what makes you think that?
Bluestar: I don't know. The fact the director has... he just pulled out a gun. Okay, we're stopping. CUT!!! CUT!!!!
*cut*
Bluestar: We need to get back to camp right away! And by camp I mean out the studio BECAUSE THE DIRECTOR HAS A MACHINE GUN!!!!
Everyone in studio: AHHHH!!!!! *runs off*
*AzureEmerald is watching the latest episode of Warriors Abridged.*
AzureEmerald: Who the fuck made this? Some dude in Amsterdam?
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Warriors Abridged
HumorWhat if an abridged series was made for Warriors? This hasn't happened yet, as no show of the series exists, but this get pretty darn close to that goal.
