@angerbda's Science Fictional Nursery Rhyme Corner

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Well this month, we have the pleasure of the woman herself! That lovely voice you can hear is, indeed, TK's own angerbda and her SF version of 'Miss Polly had a Dolly.'


Here's the original...

Miss Polly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick.

So she phoned for the doctor to be quick, quick, quick.

The doctor came with his bag and his hat

And he knocked at the door with a rat-a-tat-tat.


He looked at the dolly and he shook his head

And he said "Miss Polly, put her straight to bed!"

He wrote on a paper for a pill, pill, pill"

I'll be back in the morning yes I will, will, will."


Here's angerbda's way more awesome version...


Miss Earthy had a zombie who was sick sick sick,

So she called for the doctor to be quick, quick, quick,

The doctor came with his mace and cleaver

And he knock down the door with his sledgehammer.


He looked at the zombie and he shook his head,

And he said "Miss Earthy, Cut out straight its head."

He poked at the body and started to drill,

"I'll be back in the morning if there's still zombie to kill."



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