Nick and Nicky's randomness

There! Right there! (If Nick was gay)

  Many people has been saying that Nick's gay and all so

please skip the video to 2:59 if you want to hear the musical

Nicky: There, right there! *points at Nick*

Look at that tan, well tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh please, he's gay, totally gay

Ethiw: I'm not about to celebrate *rolls eyes*
Every trait could indicate
The totally straight expatriate
This guy's not gay, I say, not gay

Everyone: That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume *insert Nick spraying perfume*
Is automatically medically fay?

Lucas: But look at his quoft and crispy locks *points*
Nicky: Look at his silk translucent socks*points also*
Ethiw: There's the eternal paradox
Look, what we're seeing 

Nicky: What are we seeing?

Ethiw:Is he gay? 

Nicky: Of course, he's gay- 

Ethiw: or European?

Everyone: *looks at Nick* Oh....

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Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?

Lucas: Well, hey don't look at me

Yna: You see, they bring their boys up
Different in those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports

Everyone: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts

Everyone: Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They will say things like, "Ciao, bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks

(Nicky: Oh please GAY!)

Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way
Is he gay or European or 

Vlad: live right there?!

Look at that condescending smirk

Seen it on every guy at work

That is a metro-hetro jerk

That guy's not gay, I say no way

Everyone: That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume
Nicky: Is automatically, radically, 

Ethiw: ironically, chronically

Vlad: Certainly, curtainly, 

Lucas: genetically, medically 

Everyone: gay?!

Officially gay, officially gay, gay, gay, gay!

Everyone: Dammit!

Gay or European?

Ethiw: So stylish and relaxed
Everyone: Is he gay or European?
Ethiw: I think his chest is waxed

Yna: But they bring their boys up different

There it's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse
Everyone: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse

Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code

Ash(?):Yet, his accent is hypnotic

But his shoes are pointy toed

Everyone: Oh

Gay or European?

So many shades of gray
Ash: But if he turns out straight
I'm free at eight on Saturday

Everyone: Is he gay or European? *getting crazy*
Gay or European? *omg what is the answer*
Gay or Euro? *SHIT HELL*

Sera: Wait a minute
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try
Ethiw: The floor is yours

Sera: So, Mr. Argitacos
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam
Has been going on for? 

Nick: Two years

And your first name again is? 

Nick: Nicos

And your boyfriend's name is? 

Nick: *smile*Carlos

Everyone: *LE GASP*

Nick: I'm sorry, I misunderstand!
You say boyfriend
I thought you say best friend, Carlos is my best friend

James:You bastard!

DUN

James: you lying bastard!

DUN

James: That's it, I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples, I have a big announcement
This man is gay and European

Everyone: Whoa! 

James: And neither is his place

You've got to stop your being a completely closet case
It's me, not her he's seein'
No matter what he say

I swear, he never ever, ever swing the other way
You are so gay, you big parfait
You flaming boy in cabaret

Nick: I'm straight!

James: You were not yesterday

So if I may, I'm proud to say

He's gay 

Everyone: and European!

James: He's gay 

Everyone: and European!

James: He's gay and 

Everyone: European and gay!

Nick: Fine okay, I'm gay! *oh god no*

Everyone: Hooray!