All the guys are watching TV together.
Steven: I really love your hair, Slash. Can I touch it?
Slash: No
Steven: Pleeeeeeeaaase? It looks so soft.
Slash: No, stop it.
Steven: Stupid poo head.
He touches it anyway.
Slash: Fucker what did I tell you?! You'll get your germs on me!
Steven: What germs? I never thought you would be scared of germs if we look at some of the girls you've slept with.
All the guys gasp and then laugh at Steven's comeback.
Slash: I'm gonna beat you up!
Steven runs from the sofa and out of the room, Slash chasing after him.
Slash: Come back here!
They turn a sharp corner which causes Slash to slip and hit his head.
Steven: Slash are you ok?
There's so reply.
Steven: I'll kiss it better. Come here.
He leans down and plants a kiss on Slash's forehead.
Slash: Are you fucking deaf?! I told you I don't want your germs!
He abruptly sits up and pins Steven to the kitchen floor, straddling his hips to keep him from struggling.
All the guys rush in to see if anyone is dead yet.
They find Slash straddling Steven and take it the wrong way.
Axl: Wow things got sexual fast.
Slash: No! I'm trying to keep him down. He keeps kissing me.
Axl: What the fuck? I didn't know you two were gay!
Steven: We're not gay don't worry.
He starts struggling to get free from Slash's firm grip.
Duff: Let my friend go!
Duff gets behind Slash, places his arms under his stomach and starts tugging at his stiffened body.
Slash: Get the fuck off me!
Duff: Not until you let Steven go!
Axl: Oh my god guys get a room!
Izzy just stands there and wonders why he's even friends with these people.
Slash: This looks so wrong! GET OFF ME!
Duff let's go and brushes himself off. Slash gets up and runs away out of embarrassment. Nobody noticed that Steven had fallen asleep during the chaos.
