Weirdest Stories: Volume 1

Chapter 8

Joc: guys ...
Everyone: what.
Joc: we never got parachutes....
Jayda: so were just falling? out of an airplane? 400 feet in the air?!?!!
Andrea: *crunch* yea!
Aer: andrea howd u get more chips...
andrea: i always have an inflatable emergancy bag in my pocket
joc: good for u
nat: *covers her body* GUYS IM STILL NOT WEARING A SHIRT
joc: just take ur pants off and make a shirt. we still have a few minutes before we hit the ground...
aer: i hope its a soft landing
andrea: i hope i dont land on my chips...

*some 400 feet of falling later*

*CRASH BOOM POW PACHOW BOOOOOMM*

everyone: *fell into a farm of cows*
joc: guys where r we?!...
aeryn: WHAT IS THAT SMELL?...
nat: were in a cow farm
jayda: GUYS I LANDED IN THE POOP...
andrea: *sobbing* i landed on my chips!!!!!
aer: i landed ON a cow and then i bounced off with my extremely bouncing insides..
joc: oh kay...
jayda: guys. IM IN POOP. WHAT DO I DO...
nat: call for help
joc: lets scream
everyone: *starts screaming* HELLLPPPPP HEEEELLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*LATER AFTER A GIANT DINOSAUR PICKS THEM UP AND CARRIES THEM BACK TO AERYNS HOUSE*

aer: so guys
joc: i have no words for what just happened
aer: want some oj?
nat: can i borrow a shirt from your closet aer?
aer: sher
nat: *goes to get a shirt*
joc: wheres jayda
andrea: idk *crunch* maybe shes *crunch* killing birds *crunch* again...
joc: what?!?
aer: yea jayda is having an interview with My Strange Addictions: Killing and Eating Birds
nat: im back!! how do i look?!
aer: you look okay? not as good as i would but it'll do...
joc: nat. jaydas on an interveiew for My Strange Addictions for—
nat: *interrupts joc* i know i know killing birds for a living, everyone knows how weird jayda is
aer: guys we should go to her interview and support her

*later*

joc: HEY JAYDAAA
aer: JAYDADDDIE
nat & andrea: hey jayda!
jayda: wtf are u doing here yall
aer: we're here to support u at your interview
nat: yea
joc: yea
andrea: yea
jayda: NOOO
interviewer lady: excuse me, u only have 6 minutes left of interview left, please get your friends out of here!
jayda: aight guys u guys gotta leave
aer: why
jayda: u gotta leave soon or...
nat: OR WHAT
jayda: IM THE HULK.
joc: ttttffffffff
jayda: LEAVE *hulk voice*
andrea: HAHA OR WHAT!
jayda: *lifts all of them up and throws them out the window into a bush* OR THIS!!!!!!