Weirdest Stories: Volume 1

Chapter 10

joc: omg todays the first day of school whatre yall wearing
aer: marroon
jayda: a giant yms soccer sweatshirt with my name on it
nat: a sweatshirt
andrea: a sweatshirt
aer: oh yea my marroon is a sweatshirt
joc: omg im wearin a sweatshirt too!!!!
andrea: OMG TWINS!!!

aer: guys areebas at my bus stop...
nat: thats literally so lit
joc: shes creepy...
andrea: HAHAHAH RIP
aer: i cant wait to see yall at lunch!!

*at school at lunch*

aer: whats up fam!!!!
joc: omg heyyyy *hugs aer*
nat: guys a really cute guys in my social studies class he has a chizzled face and everything!!!
andrea: what did u guys pack for lunch?
nat: i packed a salad
aer: i packed a bunch of snacks like gummies, ginger ale, crackers, lolipops, ya know the essentials!
joc: i packed a box of cheez itz becuz theyre life
andrea: guess what i packed—
everyone: –CHIPS WE KNOW!!!
andrea: oh my. howd u guess!?
aer: oh ya know, just a hunch....🙄
everyone: *eats their lunch*
joc: guys whats ur next class
andrea: i have health
aer: i have gym
nat: i have gym too!!!
aer: YAAYAYYA
jayda: i have health too andrea. we can be healthy buddies!!!!!
joc: omg i have health too!!!
*bell rings*
joc: later guys!
everyone: byeee

*at health class*
joc: hey jayda! hey andrea!
andrea: wud up
jayda: i cant wait to watch cool health videos!!!
joc: *whispers to andrea* shes really weird...
andrea: do u think i dont know that? she kills and eats bird for her entertainment...
jayda: I HEARD THAT *hulk voice*
joc: OMG jayda shut up...
jayda: oh oops...!
andrea: guys pay attention its starting
jayda: how come ur not addicted to eating chips anymore...
andrea: ive learned to control myself and only eat at home
joc: good for u *claps*
mr berry: hello class, this years health class will be GRRREEEAAATTTTT...
joc: what the fuck
jayda: WATCH UR LANGUAGE...
andrea: ugh im getting chip cravings...
jayda: just hold on...
andrea: I CANT!!...
joc: uhhmm...
andrea: *rips open backpack and stuffs her face with chips* JAOFOCJANWJ
jayda: omg u liar ur addicted u crazy beast...
mr berry: calm down andrea, thats not very healthy...
jayda: ik i can calm her down if i turn into the—
joc: NOOO thats just gonna mane things worse jayda!!!!
jayda: *transforms into the hulk*

*meanwhile in the gym*

aer: nat wanna play dodge ball with those girls
nat: sure i love hitting people!
aer: same especially popular girls
nat: *joins into the game* oh my gosh i love this!!! *hits maggie and she falls on the floor*
aer: nice shot nat! *hits lexi* omg im so sorry lexi!!!
nat: YEA THIS IS SO FU—***maggie hits nat down to the floor and her head splits open becuz maggie has ball is life skills and can throw a 70 mph ball and***
aer: NAT OMG NOOO!!! *runs to nat* if only i had nats super sketchy surgen skills i could sew her head back together...??..