Weirdest Stories: Volume 1

Chapter 11

aer: dont worry nat, i got your head together
nat: okie dokie
aer: *sews nats head back together with some magical thread and sketchy dirty tools* there ya go!
nat: thanks!!
aer: no problem

*meanwhile in the health room*

andrea: IM SO HUNGRY GIVE ME MY CHIPS BACK MR BERRY!!!! QOOFCHAHHWJDSO
jayda: omg andrea calm down
joc: mr berry just give her her chips back before she rips ur head off
andrea: GIVE ME MT CHIPS!!!!
mr berry: ok gawd.. *throws chips across the room to andrea*

*after school*

joc: hey guys how was everyones day today?
nat: normal nothing exciting happened...
jayda: yea same boring old school day
aer: yup...
andrea: yup *crunch*
nat: wait andrea i thought u were on a chip diet—
andrea: lets not talk about that right now...
nat: okay...
jayda: wanna come over my house? u guys can meet my dog mason
aer: how about we bring all our dogs over!!! like a doggie play date!!!
nat: totally! milo will be THRILLED
joc: princess will rip their heads off but sure!
andrea: harleys shy but oh whale
jessica: *walks over* hi guys!
aer: hey jess!!!
joc: heyyyyyy
andrea: hey!
jess: whats up!!!!
jayda: im daddie
jess: can i join u guys
aer: sure why not
nat: YES the more am-in-nals the better!!!
joc: bring dotty and duncan
jayda: r those cats
jess: yes
aer: perfect..............

*at jaydas house*

aer: *rings doorbell and jayda answers* DADDIE IN FIRST HERE!!! Meet zoey shes shy and she bites until she gets to know u...
jayda: gggrreeeeaaattt... meet mason hes so fluff and  fluff
zoey: *growls and bites masons ear off*
mason: OOOOWWWWHHHHYHUHHHHHHHH
aer: dont worry mason i can sew ur ear back on... BAD DOG ZOEY BAD DOG!!!
jayda: its okay masons lost his ears before...
nat: *rings doorbell jayda answers* HEYYY milos really excited to meet new friends
Jayda: great. u missed zoey biting off masons ears
nat: FUN!
Jayda: oh look jocelyn jess and andrea r coming
jess: my cats are black and fluffy. like pillows
andrea: harleys big and black and shy so i had to carry him all the way here...
joc: i got princess a cage so she wouldnt run up to people and bite them...
jayda: greaty great great! i cant wait for ur am-in-nals to meet other aminals!!! EVERYONE COME INSIDE!!! lets go in the basement........
aer: okie doke
nat: not creepy at all....
joc: jayda calm down
jess: is she always like this?
andrea: YES
jayda: *closes door to basement and locks it*
aer: uhhhh whyd u lock the door jayda.....
jess: yea im getting creeped out...
jayda: i wanna show u guys something...
jayda: *opens closet door*
everyone: *GASPS* OH MY GOSH!!!...