"Well then."
"Indeed.."
"Your friend is a bit-"
"Amazingly awesome? I get that a lot."
"Ew. You sound like my dad."
"You have a dad?"
"Austyn. That was literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard someone say."
"He knows how babies are made, right?"
"Maybe you should explain, Lance-a-Lot, just in case."
"I didn't mean it tha-"
"Basically there's a girl with an egg, and a guy with a-"
"Please no. I already know.."
"Oh! I forgot! He already slept with, like, 23 girls!"
"Ohhhh, right right, my bad!"
"Seriously. That was a very specific number. And no. I haven't actually. For your information!"
"Eh. You sound like my mom now."
"You girls are so immaturely stupid."
"At least we know how to properly speak, man."
"Lottie, that was a pretty good one for you!"
"Yeah! High five!"
"Ha."
"Girl, you missed my hand."
"On purpose."
"I bet she's a blonde."
"We both are."
"Ginx!"
"Ginx again!"
"I won!"
"No-"
"For the love of football, shut up."
"Football?"
"Who would eat a football?"
"Wouldn't that like, choke you?"
"That's what she said."
"Haaaaaa."
"We are hanging up now."
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