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"Well then."

"Indeed.."

"Your friend is a bit-"

"Amazingly awesome? I get that a lot."

"Ew. You sound like my dad."

"You have a dad?"

"Austyn. That was literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard someone say."

"He knows how babies are made, right?"

"Maybe you should explain, Lance-a-Lot, just in case."

"I didn't mean it tha-"

"Basically there's a girl with an egg, and a guy with a-"

"Please no. I already know.."

"Oh! I forgot! He already slept with, like, 23 girls!"

"Ohhhh, right right, my bad!"

"Seriously. That was a very specific number. And no. I haven't actually. For your information!"

"Eh. You sound like my mom now."

"You girls are so immaturely stupid."

"At least we know how to properly speak, man."

"Lottie, that was a pretty good one for you!"

"Yeah! High five!"

"Ha."

"Girl, you missed my hand."

"On purpose."

"I bet she's a blonde."

"We both are."

"Ginx!"

"Ginx again!"

"I won!"

"No-"

"For the love of football, shut up."

"Football?"

"Who would eat a football?"

"Wouldn't that like, choke you?"

"That's what she said."

"Haaaaaa."

"We are hanging up now."

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