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"So. I'm standing outside your house. And I'm nervous to knock on the door."

"You're what?!"

"Heh. Lottie gave me your address."

"I, uh.. Why would she do that?"

"I wanted to meet you in person, but Kendal said you went to another school."

"Oh, right, Kendal."

"Mhm."

"Uh, yeah, Kendal! Oh she is my best friend.. I tell her everything! She's so cool.."

"You do? Maybe I'll just ask her then."

"Oh, what? Noooooo, don't do that!"

"You sound like you want me to."

"I just think.. Uhm."

"Do, do, do do, dooo."

"Huh?"

*ding dong*

"That better not be you!"

"It's the milkman."

"Mom! Dad! Don't answer that! It's my stalker! He's completely obsessed with me! Tell him to leave! I'm scared to even let him see me! Please tell him to goo!"

"Wow."

"I got you sweetie!"

"Thanks dad!"

"Just wow."

"Don't mess with me, punk."

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