group chat [banana bus squad]

18; GAYER

[a/n GUYS IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

also you're gonna love this chapter. trust me.]

gay: BROCK KISSED ME LAST NIGHT BYE

gay left No Homo™

eve: WHAT

monkee: WHAT

moose: DAMMIT BRIAN

ty guy added gay to No Homo™

ty guy: DID YOU ENJOY IT

gay: hell yeah i did

moose: i told you not to say anyone

jon cena: WAIT THEY KISSED

jon cena added ur local nerd to No Homo™

jon cena: BROCK KISSED BRIAN YOU OWE ME TEN BUCKS

ur local nerd: WHAT

ur local nerd: GOD DAMMIT BROCK

ur local nerd: COULDN'T YOU WAIT ANOTHER TWO DAYS

moose: did you guys seriously bet on us

jon cena: what no of course not

moose: also brian we didn't kiss we made out

ur local nerd: HOOO BOY

eve: EVEN BETTER

ty guy added ya fave to No Homo™

ty guy: THEY DID MAKE OUT GIVE ME MY EIGHT DOLLARS BACL

ya fave: SHIT DID THEY ACTUALLY

ya fave added david !! to No Homo™

ya fave: brock and brian kissed i owe u a milkshake

david !!: :)

monkee: hi david

david !! hi lui!

eve: wait you guys know each other?

david !!: me and lui have been friends since middle school lol

ur local nerd: i only know jon and brian

gay: nobody asked you craig

ur local nerd: fuck you

ty guy: we all go to the same high school how do we not know each other

eve: shut up everyone and introduce yourselves with name/gender/sexuality/pronouns !!

ya fave: why tho

eve: so that way we dont assume youre straight and cis you fuck

jon cena: i'll start because yeah

jon cena: i'm jon i'm a polysexual cis boy he/him hi

eve: my name is eve or evan i'm genderfluid and i like boys !! he/she !!

ty guy: sup you gay fucks i'm tyler i'm a demiboy and i like chicks and dicks he/they

moose: hello!! i'm brock!! i'm a trans boy!! i'm asexual polyromantic!! he/him!!

gay: cutie

gay: the name's brian i'm demiaro ace he/him

monkee: hi! i'm lui i'm agender and i like boys ay ze/zir

monkee: also i think i'm polyamorous idk

moose: that's great bud!!

ur local nerd: hey hi i'm craig a smol non-binary pal who likes chicks dicks and everything in-between they/them

ya fave: sup motherfuckers i'm marcel i'm a boy and i'm super fucking gay he/him

monkee: didnt you at one point say you were straight tho

ya fave: that was before i made out with the captain of the football team whoops

ty guy: nice

david !!: hello i'm david!! i'm pansexual and cis, he/him!

david !!: also lui i'm poly too!!

monkee: ay poly squad!

jon cena: i'm polysexual do i count

david !!: no fuck you

eve: and that's what you missed on glee