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"Azalea" |◁►| "Roman"
incoming call: unknown number
"hello?"
"hi. is this the person who owns the dog called.. uh, taffy?"
"yes! have you found him?"
"yep. he's at my house and he's perfectly fine."
"oh, thank god."
"yeah, just one question. who the hell names their dog taffy?"
"taffy is a perfectly appropriate name for a dog. what's your problem anyway?"
"i don't think he likes the name, sweetheart."
"he does. and don't call me sweetheart."
"why ever not?"
"because it's a horrible name!"
"just like the name you gave your dog."
"my name is azalea and you will call me that or not call me anything at all."
"azalea? whaaaaat? did i accidentally find iggy azalea's dog?!"
"ha ha, very funny."
"you aren't the first to think so."
"i'll pick taffy up in about two hours. don't lose him."
*beep beep*
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"why doesn't anyone appreciate good humour anymore?"
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a/n: yay here's the first proper chapter! yay, hope you liked it~
~vree ♥
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Short Story"hello?" "hi. is this the person who owns the dog called.. uh, taffy?" "yes! have you found him?" "yep. he's at my house and he's perfectly fine." "oh, thank god." "yeah, just one question. who the hell names their dog taffy?" • • • two days after l...
