Shook • [GOT7 Group Chat]

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5:45 pm

eomma: I'm never hanging out with u guys ever again

fabson: o cmon it wasn't that bad

eomma: u guys pushed me into a fountain

eomma: you stole a ferret from the pet store and it BIT ME

eomma: and bambam stabbed me in the eye with a fry

eomma: and stuck his finger in my ear for some strange reason

dabdab: i wanted to see if it was warm in there

eomma: um anyway

eomma: yugyeom got us kicked out of the theatre for screaming too loud

tolbrownie: that movie was scary yo

fabson: all we watched were the commercials before the movie

tolbrownie: exactly

eomma: and then jaebum was just being disgusting

jaebutt: how?!!!!??!

eomma: you existed that's how

jaebutt: ),:

eomma: I didnt have any problems with mark or youngjae tho

mork: YEEE BITCHIZ

choiboi: :D

fabson: WHAT DO U MEAN U DIDNT HAVE PROBLEMS WITH MARK HE LOCKED U IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM

eomma: oh yEAH

eomma: mark you're also a shit

mork: dammit

dabdab: u guys i wanna b a whale

tolbrownie: umMMM wht

jaebutt: k Bbambam has officially lost it

dabdab: no guys just hear me out

dabdab: whales can swim free

dabdab: in a wide open ocean

dabdab: nobody tells them what to do

dabdab: theyre just livin their lives

mork: yh until someone harpoons ur ass to harvest ur blubber

dabdab: gee thanks for killing my dream

eomma: that dream shouldnt have existed in the first place

jaebutt: just like how u shouldnt have existed in the first place

eomma: the fuck outta here u disease

jaebutt: i was in this chat first, u get out

eomma: k

eomma has left the chat!

fabson: THIS IS LIKE THE 59695959 TIME HES LEAVING THE CHAT STOP BEING R0Od

fabson has added eomma to the chat!

eomma: y did u add me back here

fabson: cuz u gotta talk to ur friendssss

eomma: i cant do that if im talking to u guys

jaebutt: please, we know u dont have any friends

eomma: of course I do

mork: name one

eomma: ur mum

jaebutt: ooooooo

mork: tht wasnt even funny

tolbrownie: bambam u should come to my house

dabdab: k but y tho

tolbrownie: u just need to

tolbrownie: its important

mork: hMmMmMmmmmM

mork: whats going on here 👀👀👀

tolbrownie: omg its nOT LIKE THAT

jaebutt: or is it

tolbrownie: IT ISNT

eomma: u guys make sure you use protection

tolbrownie: STOP

fabson: you guys what do you think their ship name should be

jaebutt: bamyeom?

eomma: that ship name is almost as ugly as you are

eomma: i say yugbam

mork: how about 'the diseases'

fabson: yugbam sounds good

dabdab: wtf

tolbrownie: u gUYS I SAID ITS NOT LIKE THAT

tolbrownie: I JUST WANTED BAMBAM TO COME OVER TO WATCH GAME OF THRONES WITH ME

dabdab: ew im not watching that

tolbrownie: SIFIFNSNF SEE WHAT U GUYS DID

tolbrownie: THIS IS Y I DIDNT TELL HIM Y HE SHOULD COME OVER I HATE U GUYS

eomma: <3

eomma: but srs, im never hanging out with u guys again yall can go kys thnx