Chat #38

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eomma: guys guess who i saw today

eomma:

eomma: Its JB!

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eomma: Its JB!

jaebutt: ya know, i thought we were all cool with each other by now

mork: yh u thOUGHT

jaebutt: jackson collect your man

mork: i am nOBODYS MAN I CANNOT BE TAMED

tolbrownie: wtf is going on rn

dabdab: marks losing his marbles, thats whats going on

mork: did u guys know that if u drink NIne CANS OF rEd bUll youll be able to taste oXygen?!(&(

choiboi: !!! thats not healthy

namjune: lmao whats poppin up in here

fabson: !!!! NAMJOON OPPAR I THOT U LEFT!!!

eomma: ok so he replies to namjoon but not his high boyfriend oK

fabson: wat ever do u mean

mork: IF I RUN AND NEVER STOP CAN I RUN INTO INFINITY

fabson: well thats not right

choiboi: mark u cant drink anymore red bull

mork: but rED BULL IS A BLESSING FROM JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR

eomma: my lord and saviour is jaebum's tHIGHS CUZ THEY R THICC

jaebutt: THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT

namjune: u guys are crazy

dabdab: u and the rest of bts arent any better

namjune: u rite

choiboi: mark im coming to take away your red bull

fabson: ^^ im coming too

mork: EJDJFNF NO IVE NEVER FRLT SO ALIVE BEFORE GO AWAY

tolbrownie: u need to stop

mork: stOp?? ✋ I AINT GOT TIME 🙅🙅 TO STOP 👎👎 CUZ IM ALWAYS GRINDIN 👌🏼👌🏼👍I STAY WOKE 👅👁AND ITS ALL THANKS 🤙TO REDBULL 👌🏼🤝🤘RIP GRANDMA 🙏🙏🙌 BLESS UP💪

dabdab: i didnt know mark was a stUdeNt athleTe

tolbrownie: someone needs to throw this boy in rehab

jaebutt: hey who wants to go to a baseball game with me tomorrow

namjune: !!! ME

jaebutt: u cant come your famous

namjune: i cri

dabdab: baseball games r dumb

jaebutt: yh like you

dabdab: i didnt exist in this lifetime and move to korea for u to insult me like this

tolbrownie: why did you move to korea tho??

dabdab: idk my family could be here illegally for all i know lmao

eomma: #deportbambam2k17

dabdab: #leavemealone

namjune: #ilikebaseball

jaebutt: #youcantcome!!!

fabson: hoLY SHIT

eomma: what did u die?

eomma: plz tell me you died

fabson: there are like 485859 empty cans of red bull in marks kitchen

choiboi: there are only 11???

fabson: i dont need your sass rn youngjae

mork: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE U NASTIES

choiboi: mark please come out of the bathroom we just wanna talk

mork: NEVER

jaebutt: EVER

eomma: what

jaebutt: idk??

fabson: im burning these redbull cans

jaebutt: i still dont have someone to go with me to the game!!!

namjune: IM RIGHT HERE

namjune has been removed from the chat!

jaebutt: n e way

tolbrownie: ill go with u bro

jaebutt: thanks yugioh

tolbrownie: ysidofkkd

mork: I ACCIDENTALLY FLUSHED MY TOOTHBRUSH DOWN THE TOILET

eomma: gr8 now flush bambam down the toilet

dabdab: eff u dood

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