eomma: guys guess who i saw today
eomma:
eomma: Its JB!
jaebutt: ya know, i thought we were all cool with each other by now
mork: yh u thOUGHT
jaebutt: jackson collect your man
mork: i am nOBODYS MAN I CANNOT BE TAMED
tolbrownie: wtf is going on rn
dabdab: marks losing his marbles, thats whats going on
mork: did u guys know that if u drink NIne CANS OF rEd bUll youll be able to taste oXygen?!(&(
choiboi: !!! thats not healthy
namjune: lmao whats poppin up in here
fabson: !!!! NAMJOON OPPAR I THOT U LEFT!!!
eomma: ok so he replies to namjoon but not his high boyfriend oK
fabson: wat ever do u mean
mork: IF I RUN AND NEVER STOP CAN I RUN INTO INFINITY
fabson: well thats not right
choiboi: mark u cant drink anymore red bull
mork: but rED BULL IS A BLESSING FROM JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR
eomma: my lord and saviour is jaebum's tHIGHS CUZ THEY R THICC
jaebutt: THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT
namjune: u guys are crazy
dabdab: u and the rest of bts arent any better
namjune: u rite
choiboi: mark im coming to take away your red bull
fabson: ^^ im coming too
mork: EJDJFNF NO IVE NEVER FRLT SO ALIVE BEFORE GO AWAY
tolbrownie: u need to stop
mork: stOp?? ✋ I AINT GOT TIME 🙅🙅 TO STOP 👎👎 CUZ IM ALWAYS GRINDIN 👌🏼👌🏼👍I STAY WOKE 👅👁AND ITS ALL THANKS 🤙TO REDBULL 👌🏼🤝🤘RIP GRANDMA 🙏🙏🙌 BLESS UP💪
dabdab: i didnt know mark was a stUdeNt athleTe
tolbrownie: someone needs to throw this boy in rehab
jaebutt: hey who wants to go to a baseball game with me tomorrow
namjune: !!! ME
jaebutt: u cant come your famous
namjune: i cri
dabdab: baseball games r dumb
jaebutt: yh like you
dabdab: i didnt exist in this lifetime and move to korea for u to insult me like this
tolbrownie: why did you move to korea tho??
dabdab: idk my family could be here illegally for all i know lmao
eomma: #deportbambam2k17
dabdab: #leavemealone
namjune: #ilikebaseball
jaebutt: #youcantcome!!!
fabson: hoLY SHIT
eomma: what did u die?
eomma: plz tell me you died
fabson: there are like 485859 empty cans of red bull in marks kitchen
choiboi: there are only 11???
fabson: i dont need your sass rn youngjae
mork: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE U NASTIES
choiboi: mark please come out of the bathroom we just wanna talk
mork: NEVER
jaebutt: EVER
eomma: what
jaebutt: idk??
fabson: im burning these redbull cans
jaebutt: i still dont have someone to go with me to the game!!!
namjune: IM RIGHT HERE
namjune has been removed from the chat!
jaebutt: n e way
tolbrownie: ill go with u bro
jaebutt: thanks yugioh
tolbrownie: ysidofkkd
mork: I ACCIDENTALLY FLUSHED MY TOOTHBRUSH DOWN THE TOILET
eomma: gr8 now flush bambam down the toilet
dabdab: eff u dood
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Fanfiction"ғlυѕн вaмвaм down тнe тoιleт" •In which the members of GOT7 talk via group chat• ||lower case intended|| || #1 in got7 26|05|18 ||