Shook • [GOT7 Group Chat]

Vacation Chat #4

9:03 am

eomma: ok u guys where tf is jackson

mork: we stopped hiding from last night and its like 9 am now idk

tolbrownie: i have a theory that bambam killed him and shipped his body to mexico

jaebutt: i support that theory

dabdab: SKDKD FOR THE LAST TIME I DIDNT KILL HIM

eomma: its ok if jackson doesnt comeback, more room for me

mork: absolute savagery

jaebutt: thats not being savage, thats just jinyoung being himself

choiboi: u guys i found jackson

choiboi:

choiboi: he was passed out outside

eomma: he probably got so scared that he fainted

mork: hA wuss

fabson: i cant help it if i got shookt u guys, yesterday was SCARY

tolbrownie: i dont blame u, bambam hits hard af

jaebutt: yh my butt's still red from when he hit me

bambam: huehuehue

eomma: shut up u lil shit

choiboi: u guys what are we gonna do today

tolbrownie: vacation stuff

eomma: lets drive to a really far away place and leave jackson there

fabson: lets nOT

mork: i vote we throw bambam out of a moving vehicle

jaebutt: that idea sounds fantabulous

eomma: who r u barbie? , tf u mean fantabulous

bambam: barbie doesnt use that word tho

mork: how to u know that

bambam: //swEAts

fabson: anyway

fabson: lets go ice skating

tolbrownie: YA

choiboi: good idea

jaebutt: kk

eomma: how about we not

choiboi: why :(

eomma: i dont wanna go

jaebutt: what r u scared or something

eomma: the only thing im scared of is catching your ugli

dabdab: then y cant we go ice skatinggggg

mork: can u not skate or some shit?

eomma: pfft of course i can skate

mork: that sounds fake

mork: but ok

jaebutt: oml jinyoung cant skate!

jaebutt: HA

eomma: shut up u soggy cucumber

tolbrownie: ive never seen a soggy cucumber

choiboi: ^^

mork: listen we're going skating yes ok great

fabson: we'll teach u how to sk8 jinyoung

eomma: i dont trust u hoes

dabdab: no rlly we will!!

eomma: ...

tolbrownie: JUST AGREE DANG FLABBIT

eomma: ok jeez keep calm your ding a ling

jaebutt: his ding a ling is always calm, yugyeom doesnt get any action

tolbrownie: SAYS WHO

jaebutt: says me

tolbrownie: ...

tolbrownie: fuk u guys lets just hurry up and go

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I know this chapter wasnt funny but just bear with me u guys (ha get it? Bear? Its supposed to be bare...k bye)