Shook • [GOT7 Group Chat]

Chat #28

12:04 am

choiboi: MERRY CHRISTMAS

mork: youngjae plz

tolbrownie: but mark

tolbrownie: its krith muth

mork: no its 12:04 am and i want to sLEEP but NO i have to be in stupid H&M WORKING UNTIL LIKE 3am CUZ PEOPLE HAVENT BOUGHT THEIR FRICKEN PRESENTS YET

jaebutt: o

fabson: calm down

choiboi: arent u guys supposed to be working?

mork: its too hectic in the store for anyone to notice im using my phone lol

tolbrownie: im just hiding in the store room till the place clears out

fabson: omg same

dabdab: ^^

jaebutt: ^^^

choiboi: ^^

dabdab: omigosh youngjae is slacking off ??¿

choiboi: there are too many people in the store and they keep shouting at me if i dont work fast enough i cant dEAL

fabson: chill man

fabson: where tf is my mother

dabdab: in china???

fabson: oop i meant jinyoung

eomma: im here son

eomma: PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE

eomma: SOME LADY ASKED ME WHERE THE CONDOMS WERE BUT THING IS SHE WAS LIKE 500 YEARS OLD 🙃🙃🙃🙃

eomma: SO I TOLD HER I'D GO GET THEM FOR HER AND RAN OFF AND NOW IM HIDING IN THE STORE ROOM

tolbrownie: 500 years old and she still gets more action than jackson wow

fabson: my sex life is none of ur business u coffee addict

tolbrownie: ok but?? im not addicted to coffee?? just cuz ??¿ i work ina coffee shop¿¿?

mork: someone just asked me if we sold bleach like, this is a fucking clothing store wtf

dabdab: i could go for a cup of bleach rite now

jaebutt: ^^

jaebutt: this christmas music is getting so annoying

tolbrownie: 'jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the wayyyyy'

jaebutt: i'll jingle your bells if u dont shut up

jaebutt: wAIT

fabson: UR GONNA WOT

mork: SLOW DOWN THERE

dabdab: looks like jb is being a hOE HOE HOE

jaebutt: FUCK MY LYPHE

fabson: so i decide to finally come out of the store room

fabson: and id like someone to explain this to me

fabson:

eomma: look at dem legs tho 👌🏼😩

jaebutt: ya but look at that lACK OF ASS 👎10/10 wud not screw

fabson: wtf is wrong with u guys

tolbrownie: ur just jealous cuz he's kyooter than u

fabson: u guys make me actually want to go back to work ew

eomma: do it, i dare u

fabson: kk bai bitches gonna work

eomma: o shit he actually did it

choiboi: im gonna go back to work too

choiboi: i feel bad for just sitting here, bye guys

mork: ok now that he's gone

mork: how are you and youngjae doing jb?

jaebutt: whOOpsies work is cALLING MY NAME bye

mork: sIGH

dabdab: i just heard someone ask to put christmas decorations on their burger

tolbrownie: lolwut

mork: OMG SOMEONE JUST ASKED ME IF WE SEELL ANAL BEADS WTFWTFSBDNF

tolbrownie: welP now seems like a good time to sKIDDADLe

eomma: ^^

dabdab: im not wven gonna make an excuse, im just gonna leave now, bye

mork: siGH  

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A/n- mer krysmus