11 Reasons Why I Joined the Debate Club Even Though I Had The Entire Choice of Choosing the Handicap Club Which I Find Absolutely Offensive |
1 | Being a mute does not mean I cannot speak out for my rights. Human rights!
2 | We might or might not have meetings with the band everyday and Brooklyn might or might not be in our school's band and I might or might not like to stand closer to her so I can smell her hair which might or might not smell like almonds.
3 | The Debate Team has Mr. Croach, one of the most approachable teachers in our school ever. He likes booking entire periods in the computer labs just for us to research and even has an Instagram account. (Well, our principal has one too but if you visit hers...)
4 | Being the older sibling of the family, I somehow get the bloody ranting and I always have to stand up for myself. Thus, I get to express my shitty talent of comebacks through this amazing club.
5 | They had cake at their booth during the Clubs & Societies Festival.
6 | Cheerleading (Males) is not for me.
7 | Cheerleading (Females) is not for me.
8 | Why would the Black Peers Union be for me?
9 | Whenever I finish a debate, I just have this oddly satisfying feeling which I can never bloody get anywhere else.
10 | I love one-upping people, which is one of my favourite hobbies.
11 | Did I mention that we have meetings with the Band and Brooklyn is in it?
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HumorMeet Cameron Grant. If he could say everything he was dissatisfied about in his life, he would. If he had the courage to tell his all-time crush Brooklyn Davis that he liked-loved her, he would. If he could curse and swear so much that nobody would...