Believer: *squeal* Did you see how macho Ichigo looked last night in the latest episode?!?
Nonbeliever: uhh...wha-?
Believer: You know, Kurosaki Ichigo, substitute shinigami? Bleach? Ring a bell?
Nonbeliever: Oh yeah! I remember you were ranting about it yesterday...and the day before...and the one before that.
Believer: What can I say? He's just so- *squeal*
Nonbeliever: So this Kurosaki dude-
Believer: No! Don't call him that! When you say that I think of goat-face or Karin or Yuzu...yeah, I don't wanna call any of them hot *shudder*
Nonbeliever: Whaaat? A goat? Huh?
Believer: You know, his dad...Kurosaki Isshin? His sisters, Kurosaki Karin and Yuzu?
Nonbeliever: That's weird. Why do they have the same first name but different last names? And all of them? Is the name "Kurosaki" a fad or something?
Believer: ...
Nonbeliever: What?
Believer: You do realize, Kurosaki is the last name, right?
Nonbeliever: Woah woah woah hold on there missy! You're making no sense right now. The first name is first and the last name is last! Duh!
Believer: *mutters under breath* Why do I even talk to her?
Nonbeliever: Hello? You in there somewhere? *waves hand*
Believer: Goodbye. *walks away* *jumps off a building*
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Drabbles and Randomness
RandomIf the title wasn't enough, this is a collection of ideas that pop into my mind and are written down. That's basically it. There'll be short stories, rants, poems, memes, pretty much whatever I'm feeling that day. Eh, I guess you'll have to check i...
