Fangirl Issues 2.0

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Starstruck member of our humble society: Ah, being a fangirl is amaZHANG, I can even make so many dam puns! I'm so glad I became a fangirl, a part of this glorious society!

Dream crusher: *raises sign*

Dream crusher: *raises sign*

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May your fangirl dreams die.

Fangirl: I-I still believe! This is a part of our fandom! We must deal with and embrace DA FEELS to prove ourselves! This is but a trial...I shall not falter! *plays national anthem*

Dream crusher #2: Over here! *points to billboard*

Dream crusher #2: Over here! *points to billboard*

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You shall not withstand this.

Fangirl: I...Uh...Er...I-I will not fail this! This is a holy ritual...I cannot fail this! I will stand strong!!! *applause in background*

Dream crusher #3: *silently gestures*

Dream crusher #3: *silently gestures*

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Die.

Fangirl: NOOOO I HAVE COME THIS FAR I WILL NOT BE STOPPED HERE...*breathes in* *breathes out*
Ahem. We dedicated fangirls must sacrifice part of our being and existence to open up this new world. Although we may die a little inside at every turn, we shall stay committed. For this is the very definition of the fangirl-to ride with all of the feels. And I, as a fangirl, will do just that. I don't care what it does to my social life or my grades or anything...I WILL STAY A FANGIRL!!!

Mom: Oh no you won't, young lady! Come with me! *drags by ear to her room* You are grounded, with no internet connection, phone, technology, nothing!

Fangirl: Not even books?!?

Mom: You heard me. Nothing. It will stay this way until you *points* get this idiotic notion out of your brain and start studying for the SAT!

Fangirl: But Moooooooom! I'm thirteen!

Mom: *glares*

Fangirl: *shudders*
O-okay.

Mom: Okay what?

Fangirl: Okay I will study for the SAT and be restricted from anything else.

Mom: Good. *leaves*

Fangirl: *turns to bed* *jumps on it* *raises head*
I shall prevail! This is just another trial in the life of a hardcore fangirl!

Fangirl: *turns to bed* *jumps on it* *raises head* I shall prevail! This is just another trial in the life of a hardcore fangirl!

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Amen.

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