If the title wasn't enough, this is a collection of ideas that pop into my mind and are written down. That's basically it.
There'll be short stories, rants, poems, memes, pretty much whatever I'm feeling that day.
Eh, I guess you'll have to check i...
Step 1: cosplay as their fav character...preferably a hot one
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Step 2: Fill a cart with books, movies, soundtracks, fanfiction and fandom merchandise. Then walk in front of them dragging it along. They will be sure to follow you.
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Step 3: Lead them to a secluded area, act natural, and wait for them to come up to you.
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Step 4: Strike up a conversation, preferably about common fandoms. Make sure to complete extensive research on this topic: fangirls know everything about the fandoms of their choice.
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Step 5: Once they are completely enthralled, ask if you can demonstrate the fighting skills from a fandom of your choice. Obviously, aim towards impressing them. If you don't have a weapon, go for a fighting style that doesn't require one. Or if you have a pen on hand, that works as well.
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Step 6: "Accidentally" trip and fall, pushing them too. Be prepared to jump back up quickly. Offer a hand, then use the other to karate chop their necks and knock them out.
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Step 7: Carry them to the planned location. If it is far, bring a wagon. Make sure to have a cover and excuse if you need to pass a populated area.
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That's all there is to it! As you practice, you will surely perfect this fine art form.
~The End~
A Note From the Editor: After much feedback from the audience, we have decided to offer a short cut to this manual for those who are on the lazier side of the spectrum.
Method 2 Step 1: Tape this on your face.
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