I'm board as hell. so, let's do this.
Paul: "well maybe some people wouldn't sound so bad if they didn't play with their big meaty claws!"
John: "what did you say punk?!"
Paul: "BIG. MEATY. CLAWS!"
John: "well, these claws aren't just for attracting mates!!"
Paul: "bring it on, old man! Bring it on!"
Ringo: "No, people! Let's be smart and let's bring it off!"
Yoko: "oh!! So now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us!"
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Yoko: "I'm ugly..."
John: "you're ugly and what?"
Yoko: "... Square??"
John: "no! Proud!"
Yoko: "I'm ugly and I'm proud..."
John: "good!! Say it louder!"
Yoko: "I'm ugly and I'm proud!"
John: "louder."
Yoko: "I'm ugly and I'm proud!!"
John: "Louder!!"
Yoko: "I'm ugly and I'm proud!!! I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud!!!"
Paul: "Is that what she calls it??"
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^*George's unibrow*^
-making of magical mystery tour-
John: "OWOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Paul: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Ringo: "LEEDLEEDLEEDLEE!"
John: "OWOOOOOOOO!!!!"
George: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Ringo: "LEEDELLEEDLEEDLEE!!!"
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Ringo: "the truth.... Is increasingly obvious! I cAN DENY IT NO LONGER!!! I am smol." c:
George: *pats ringos head.*
Ringo: :D
— — — —
Paul: "I'm studying this amazing subspecies."
Ringo: "I'LL SHOW YOU SUBSPECIES!"
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Mal Evans: "welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are you?"
George: "how tough am I?! How tough am I?! I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!"
Mal: "so?"
George: "with out any milk!"
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Paul: *babbles on*
Ringo: "this is a load of barnacles!"
Paul: "I HEARD THAT!!!"
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John: "let's give it up for Ringo!!! Hip-hip-"
Beatlemania: "HOORAY!"
John: "hip-hip!"
Beatlemania: "HOORAY!"
John: "hip-hip!"
Beatlemania: "HOORAY!"
Ringo: "and let's give it up for the drummer who took my place after I was gone!"
Jeremy nicol: :D
Ringo: "hip hip!"
Beatlemania: "BOO!"
Jeremy Nicol: 😒
Ringo: "hip hip!
Beatlemania: "BOO!!"
Ringo: "hip hip!"
Beatlemania: "BOO! YOU STINK!"
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Problems of an alternative Beatle maniac.
FanfictionI got this idea from Hippie007! Their beatle confessions book is great! So I wanted to do one of my own but aimed more towards the alternative kids who worship the holy emo trinity fall out boy, panic! At the disco, and my chemical romance (R.I.P.)...
