"is your hair dyed with blood?"
"lets go outside and look for demons!"
"lets go back inside and summon a demon!"
*frend'z dad* "What have i told you about drawing satanic symbols on paper.. you have to make the circle bigger, or youre gonna get a tiny demon. and wheres the salt?"
"quite."
"very posh."
"posh tea."
"quite posh."
"so posh."
[we were drinking tea. very posh.]
"when did you become a mom?"
"My siblings are my children, now."
"GET OFF OF THE CHILD!"
"Oh, youre a child? i thought you were a mom."
"im both ;)"
"oh."
xoxo youre quite posh friend
