this isn't gonna be about anything but i just wanted to talk. hullo. how are you. good, good. i'm okay. i had a small panic! attack at church today, which was weird, but i'm over it. some bitch asked if she could go through my purse, and then proceeded to BRUSH MY HAIR WITH HER BRUSH. i s2g if i get lice from this bitch i will kick her in the esophagus i'm not even kidding. also, the power went out and we had to bring 1000000 flashlights in.
also:
"you can't co-exist with liberals. they don't want to encourage you, they want to bring you down, and discourage you for being religious."- my pastor, 2017
i was like 'uM eXCUsE mE' and can i just prove him wrong, for a second? okay. i will.
hullo there, my name is alyssa and i am a liberal. i am not religious, but i'm happy for people who chose to be religious because they're keeping to their morals and standards and being themselves.
see? i proved him wrong. i'm a liberal, and i'm not discouraging christians. case closed.
xoxo your slightly enraged friend
