Me: Welcome back everyone~! Sorry about the wait, just went through an emotionally tough time for a sec, haha.
Rick: Oh, little one, are you alright-
Me: I would appreciate your warm comments and hugs right now Rick, but there's no time for that! I finally decided who is in what group....
Waters: What? You did? Well then let's hear it!
Mick: Oh yes, I'm dying t'know.... *looks at Bowie, then licks lips and winks*
Bowie: *shifts uncomfortably* ohmygod
Eric: We don't have time for flirting right now. Let us hear the groups!
Jimi and Janis: Hell yeah!
Me: Alright, alright.
Group 1!
Eric Burdon
Krist Novoselic
David Bowie
Axl Rose
Roger Waters
Eric: Hm. *shrugs*
Krist: KURRRRRRT NOOOOOOO!
Kurt: Krist calm dow-
Krist: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Bowie: *looks at his teammates awkwardly*
Axl: Tch. *crosses arms and looks away*
Waters: *crosses arms and shrugs* Well this sorta sucks, since Richard is the only person I know here.
Rick: I'msorry!
Waters: *sighs* Ohmygod, Rick, it isn't your fault.
Group 2!
Janis Joplin
Duff McKagan
Rick Wright
Mick Jagger
Keith Moon
Janis: Alright! How are you guys doin?
Mick: *smirks at his team* Not a bad pick...
Duff: *shifts uncomfortably* A-Axl...?
Axl: WHAT DUFF.
Duff: Can we switch te-
Axl: In your poor ass, hopeless, lost, broken, fuckin' dreams we can.
Duff: *is slightly offended*
Rick: *looks at his team and smiles* Well, may the best contestant win.
Mick: If it was 'may the best thighs win', I do believe you'd win, Richard.
Rick: Awwe, thank you!
Moon: *snorts*
Rick: What?
Moon: Hewasflirtingwithyou
Rick: What?! That's absurd. He most certainly did not.
Mick: Psh, yeah. *winks at Moon*
Moon:
Moon: *clears throat*
Moon: Lmao whatever ya' say.
Group 3!
Brian Jones
Jimi Hendrix
John Bonham
Freddie Mercury
Kurt Cobain
Brian: *awkward smile and shifts hands into coat pockets*
Jimi: Alriggghhht! This'll be fun!
Bonzo: HELL YEAH!
Freddie: Oh darlings, I love how I have such outgoing and competitive lovelies on my gorgeous team!
Kurt: ... Wait, wha-
Group 4!
Richard Starkey
Jim Morrison
Paul McCartney
Roger Daltrey
Jimmy Page
Ringo: Oh, Paul! This is great!
Paul: *fake laugh* Yeah, sure will be... *looks away and rolls eyes*
Jim: *puts hands in jacket pockets and continues to smoke cigarette quietly*
Roger: Hm. *quirks lips and looks to ground in bored manner*
Jimmy: *sighs, crossing arms*
Bonzo: JIMMY MY TEAM IS GON' KICK YER ASS
Jimmy: IN YOUR FUCKIN DRE-
Kurt: WAITWAIT. Yo, Emma, dude... Who's gonna be team captain on each team?
Me: .... Uh-
Krist: Hey yeah!
Eric: Don't we get team names too...?
Jimmy: You DID come prepared with that, right....?
Me: .... H-HAHA, YEAH!
... I'll decide it next episode.
Let the games begin!
- Emma
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Classic Rock Reality Show!
HumorWelcome to CRRS, also know as the 'Classic Rock Reality Show'! A group of 20 contestants are put into a house together, all of them, of course, musicians. They get put into groups of 4, and do different challenges against each other each day. Each...
