Me: Alrighty! Welcome back guys, to another episode of CRRS, the show where classic rock stars battle it out while stuck in a house together to win a secret prize. We got our groups last time, so now-
Axl: Now what, you're gonna delay more of our fuckin' time? Ain't happening, no way, I quit this bullsh-
Duff: Axl, let the kid finish her sentence.
Axl: No! Cuz I know where this is gonna end u-
Kurt: SIT YOUR FUCKING RED HEADED, ROSY CHEEK, SKINNY BITCH, ASS DOWN ROSE.
Krist: *claps*
Me: ... Can I just continue?
Kurt: Yeh sorry.
Me: Okay, so now I HAVE DECIDED TEAM CAPTAINS.
Moon: WOO!
Jimmy: *crosses arms* Well then tell us.
Me: Huh? Oh, right, yeah.
Team 1!
Your Team Captain Is...
Roger Waters!
Waters: Wait, what? Oh shit, really?
Axl: See, knew something bad was gonna happen.
Waters: Hey, lay off! I'll be a good team leader. *smiles proudly*
Bowie: Well, let's just hope you don't let this team down. I'm hoping to at least get to the top three.
Krist: That'll be a little hard.
Bowie: *shrugs* I'll try my best. *awkward smile*
[That Room Where Only One Person Talks to the Camera, confession room I think?]
Krist: My team makes me a little uneasy, y'know? Eric's a quiet and mysterious kinda guy, Axl's a fucking madman, Bowie's a sketchy out-of-this-world guy, and Waters can be a little too self righteous... Gah, I'm scared.
[Confession Box]
Rick: That team won't last a day with Roger as their leader, if I'm perfectly honest... That's it. That's all I have to say. *nervous smile* .... Sorry sorry, um... Aheh...? *hides face*
[Show]
Me: Alrighty! Let's get a move on.
Team 2!
Your Team Captain Is...
Keith Moon!
Moon:
Team:
Moon:
Moon:
Moon: AHA-
[Confession Box]
Duff: Help.
[Confession Box]
Roger (Daltrey): *dying of laughter*
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Classic Rock Reality Show!
HumorWelcome to CRRS, also know as the 'Classic Rock Reality Show'! A group of 20 contestants are put into a house together, all of them, of course, musicians. They get put into groups of 4, and do different challenges against each other each day. Each...
