Just Jared ⌲ Padalecki

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JENSEN
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I just met a girl over the phone

Jensen: um
Score?

YES SCORE SHE IS ADORABLE

Jensen: I know i should be asking why you're talking to strange women over the phone but instead I'll ask, what's her name?

Lizzie
It's short for Elizabeth

Jensen: well duh
It's always short for Elizabeth
And you texted this woman why?

I tried to text you and got the wrong number

Jensen: ...
I've known you for 12 years and you still don't know my phone number
Are you kidding

MY THUMB SLIPPED JENSEN

Jensen: OH SURE
BLAME IT ON THE THUMB

okay but the reason I tried to text you is because I tripped down the stairs and I can't get up

Jensen: why can't you get up?

...
because the floor is clingy
WHY DO YOU THINK
I SPRAINED MY ANKLE YOU DUMBASS

Jensen: WELL CLARIFY NEXT TIME AND WE WONT HAVE A PROBLEM

okay no but seriously it's starting to swell come help me

Jensen: on my way
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