*Okay this will be the last one I copy from my other crack book 😂*
Yurio: I am really special cuz there's only one of me! Look at my smile I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me!
Yurio: When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song. It cheers me up and tells me that I wont be sad for long!
Yurio: Oh, oh, oh *that sounds wrong plz no*
Yurio: I'm so happy, I can barely breath! Puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kitten's baby teeth! (Whut)
Yurio: I'm really happy, I'm s-sugar coated me?? Happy good, anger bad, that's my philosophy!
Yurio: *talks to Yuuri* I can't do this, man. I'm not happy....
Yurio: I'm really special cuz there's only one of me!! Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me!
Yurio: These are my left handles, and this is my spout. But if you tip me over then grandpa said knock you out!
Yurio: I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave! Welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave!
Yurio: I am happy, I am good...! I'm...! I'm out of here! Screw you! *flips off everyone and leaves*
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⭐️Yaoi on Ice cRACK⭐️ Yuri!!! on Ice
FanfictionWelcome, kids. To the best book on Wattpad! (Please note the sarcasm, this book is complete shit) I'm Kitty, and welcome to complete YOI trash! Please read at your own risk, for you may cringe. Fell free to suggest some ideas for chapters or whateve...