If you don't know the original audio, you will be very confused. Bare with me pls
//Strong Language//
Yuuri: This is a nice stick
Yuuri: I like sticks //pokes stick//
Victor: lEMME sMASH
Victor: Please.
Yuuri: No, Victor. Go find Chris.
Victor: You want sum fuk?
Yuuri: No, Victor, I don't want fuk—
Victor: *holds blue flowers* I got you blue
Victor: Hey, gurl
Victor: Want sum tail?
Yuuri: Ugh. Your tail is small
Victor: wot?
Victor: Swiggity swooty?
Victor: *holds yellow flowers* You want yellow?
Victor: He doesn't want yellow...
Victor: Blue and yellow?
Victor: ...no.
Yuuri: Victor? I'm leaving.
Victor: wot? NO WAIT LEMME SMASH
Victor: What has my life come to? Chris thought my tail was big. Chris used to lemme smash but Chris is smashing JJ...JJ is a hoe.
Victor: Fuck this nest! Fuck JJ!
Victor: I NEED YOU YUURI
Victor: YUURI LEMME SMASH
Victor: Ima get that bitch a stick. Bitches like sticks.
Victor: WRONG STICK
Victor: STICK STICK STICK STICK STICJ STICK SRICK SKFIEKC SICKD IDNDKF SJCJD NEED STICK GOT STICK
Victor: YUURI I FOUND STICK
Victor: LEMME SMASH
Kill me.
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