// LeafyIsHere Imagines \\

~ Teenage Dirtbag ~

His name is Calvin. He's funny, smart, cute, and perfect.
But he doesn't know who I am. He doesn't give a damn about me.

His girlfriend's a bitch. She'd simply kick my ass if she knew the truth (I'm not even kidding. She weighs 500 pounds and her name is Billy. She could literally sit on me and I would die).
She lives on my block, but she doesn't know who I am. She doesn't give a damn about me.

I'm just a teenage dirtbag.

Man, I feel like mold. It's prom night and I am lonely.
Lo and behold, He's walking over to me.
This must be fake.
My lip starts to shake.
How does he know who I am? And why does he give a damn about me?

Wanna Dance?

Sorry I haven't been uploading recently, school has really been taking the inspiration out of me :p.
I heard the song teenage dirtbag in a cover by robertidk, and it inspired me to write this! Also, sorry It's so short. I'll try to update longer chapters soon!
- Ellie <3