he gets drunk//but he's cute

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You, Luke, the boys, along with some other friends were hanging at a club.

"May I have this dance princess?" Luke slurred. You looked up to see a drunk Luke, smiling a goofy smile. He reached out his hand to you, and led you to the dance floor.

Luke was dancing right behind you, his body on yours. Moving to the beat. "I'm gonna request a song" Luke yelled grabbing Calum and pointing finger guns at you and walking to the DJ. Luke walked back over to you. "Is it to conceded of us to request our own song?" Luke laughed.

"Yes" You giggled as Hey Everybody! started playing. "But that's okay, it's a good song" You smiled and danced closer too Luke. Luke was lip-syncing the lyrics and dancing goofily.

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"Lukey, it's time to go. I think you drank enough" You laughed, and dragged Luke out of the club. "Bye boys!" You said. "Luke say bye"

"Bye my friends I hope to see you again some day." Luke gave them each a hug and a kiss on the cheek. You laughed. "Luke we'll see you tomorrow" Michael laughed. "But i'm gonna miss youuu" Luke slurred. "I'll miss you too buddy." Ashton said patting Luke on the back. You laughed, oh drunk Luke.

"Hey (Y/N) I have some puns. Do you want to hear them?" Luke whispered in the cab. "Why are you whispering? And no I'm good-"

"What do you call a magic owl?"

"Oh no-"

"HOOOOdini" Luke laughed and doubled over.

"What do you call a deer with no eyes?"

"No eye-"

"NO EYEDEER" Luke yelled.

"Oh my god" you laughed, but also shook your head in disappointment.

You got back to the apartment, and started to get ready for bed. Luke was sitting on the bed, talking to the dog.

"What's the legal drinking age for dogs?" Luke slurred. "Also, is Mac old enough to drink?"

"MAC HAVE YOU ALREADY DRANK?" Luke yelled. "I've failed as a father." Luke cried. A single tear rolled down his face. Oh boy, he was at his crying drunk level

mac is the dog lmao reminder

"Luke, Its okay. Dogs don't drink." You said laughing histarically and rubbing luke's shoulders. "Oh yeah this is a dog." Luke giggled.

You turned the lights off and climbed into bed with Luke.

"Hey (Y/N)?"

"Yeah Luke?"

"I'm going to be really hungover in the morning so i'd appreciate it if you'd make me pancakes." Luke said.

"okay lukey" You sighed.

"Oh, and (Y/N)?"

"Yes Luke?"

"How do mermaids reproduce?"

"I swear to god Luke-"

"SEAMAN"

lol i got that last joke online and i can't stop laughing it's so bad 😂😂 i feel like luke is probably pretty cute when he's drunk. Anyway thanks for reading! ugh still sick ❤❤

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