Ok. Takerou x Otegine moments xD
*beep*
Otegine: dude
Takerou: hey dude
Otegine: dude. Wow.
Takerou: dude. What's up?
Otegine: ok stop talking like this it's stupid! XD
Takerou: omg? I'm a noble prince like omg. World is mine.
Otegine: could you not.
Takerou: YES.
*beep*
Sohaya: *acts normal*
Takerou: *passes*
Sohaya: *slaps his butt*
Takerou: *looks at him*
Sohaya: *eyebrow raised*
Takerou: *smirks* *gropes his butt back*
Sohaya: O_O'
*beep*
Tsuru: be in da hood.
Takerou: *passes*
Tsuru: DAMN DANIEL! ((u know why))
Takerou: really nigga. *chases him*
Tsuru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
*beep*
Sada-chan: read me a story :3
Takerou: ok... it's called the ugly barnicle.
Sada-chan: *blink*
Takara: the ugly barnicle is so ugly that everyone died. The end.
Sada-chan: .....how tho.
Takerou: well....he thought of escaping to the sea until realizing he's ugly. Then, fell in love to an algae but they can't be together. So, the algae girl died. Then, the ugly barnicle got a disease that made him so ugly. That when he goes out, his contagious disease killed lots.
Sada-chan: *blink*
Takerou: pleased?
Sada-chan: kind of..
Takerou: good.
*beep*
Takerou: i'm tall...i'm daring...i'm intelligent...i'm wise...a little....i am strong....i am buff and sexy... i am artistic....i am creative...i am Religious...i am kind and loyal.....i am compassionate to animals....i'm.......
Yuna: perfect.
Takerou: i'm pathetic.
*beep*
Takerou: Everyone dare touch my boyfriend, u die. *kissed Otegine* ACKHAHAHAHA!!
Otegine: YOU'RE DRUNK!!
Takerou: *collapse*
*beep*
Takerou: *sexy voice* how to attract girls.... *nerd chinese voice* AAAARGH KAGEBUNSHIN NO JUTSU!! HADOUKEN!!
*beep*
Takerou: *washes dishes*
Shishiou: hey bro.
Takerou: hey dude.
Shishiou: dude. Where the pizza?
Takerou: at the top of the cabinets.
Shishiou: *dramatically looks up* *tries reaching it* *pizza box fell on his face*
Takerou: pffffft--
*beep*
Takerou: *sexy voice* hey~ you wanna start now~? I could go and floor it~ *sexy growl* *kisses neck*
Urashima: *heavy breathing*
Takerou: why're you being so quiet~ lemme hear you say...my name... *sexy purr*
Urashima: *sits up* Takerou?
Takerou: g-gack!! Nandato!!? Urashima!!
Urashima: *wtf face*
*beep*
Takerou: *passes*
Tsuru: *gropes his chest*
Takerou: *wtf face*
Tsuru: dis a bara 16 year old!! Cup F or E!!
Takerou: -_-
*beep*
Otegine: Takerou! Let's play ball!
Takerou: basketball? O-okay!
Otegine: *passes ball*
Takerou: *got hit on the face* UGH!! *ded*
Otegine: oh my....
-then
Takerou: Gine-kun! Let's spar!
Otegine: sparring? Sure!
Takerou: *run horse kicks him at the face*
Otegine: *at the face* UGH!! *ded*
Takerou: Ooooooooooooooooooh...my..
*beep*
Gokotai: pls teach me how to play Soccer :3
Takerou: *nervous* o-okay... *places ball on ground*
Gokotai: *amazed*
Takerou: ...... *kicks* *hits Gokotai in the d*
Gokotai: UGH!! *reflects to Takerou*
Takerou: *in the d* UGH!!
*beep*
-end
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