Jiji: hahaha this is fun...
Sind sie das essen nein wir sind die jaeger!!
Yuji: I AM EREN JAEGER!! I WILL KILL THE TITANS!!
Hasebe: -le titan- *attacks*
Yuji: *constipated screaming*
Takara: *kicks him while flying*
Yuji: *ded* why u do dis
Takara: Cause dude. U idiot. U kill urself omg.
Yuji: but i'm Eren. You're Mikasa then!
Takara: omg no. I am not even a scout. *has the rose emblem*
Yuji: dangit.
Urashima: -le deviant titan- ((y'know the anime girl running titan))
Takara: KYOJIN DA!!
Yuji: *tries Titan shifting*
Takara: *grabs him* *escapes*
Kashuu: ORAORAORA!! *kills Urashima*
Takara: THANK YOU!!
Kashuu: *waves at them*
Iwatooshi: -le armored titan-
Otegine: -le Bertoldt- *titan shifts to colossal titan*
Iwatooshi: *smoking lol*
Otegine: *kills Iwatooshi*
Hori: a titan is on our side!!
Otegine: *turns back* *that Eren thing when he came back*
Takara: *runs to him* Are you ok? *carries him*
Yuji: where are we going?
Takara: um. Somewhere by the officials
Yuji: why?
Takara: he's a titan shifter. We kill him.
Yuji: are you Serious!!? He could help us!!
Takara: we gonna make Doudanuki kick him in the face like Levi did.
Yuji: why!!?
Takara: cause i'm fujoshi. I'm stupid. They look gay. That's awesome. Also, i wonder if Doudanuki will look fabulous.
Yuji: wow. Give him to me.
Takara: wha-- no!! I found him first!
Yuji: he's a scout!!
Takara: *stares at his face*
Otegine: *looking like a handsome sleeping beauty*
Takara: *gently caresses his face*
Yuji: ．．．．．．．．．．？
Takara: i'm sending him to the infirmiry. I'm taking his place.
Yuji: you're kidding me right?
Takara: no one will know.
Yuji: you're a police.
Takara: so? Kapit ka sa akin.
Yuji: probinsyano? This is Attack on titan!!
Takara: this is sparta... *switches their jackets*
Yuji: you're insane
Takara: you're right... but he saved us.
Yuji: Takara-nee... i think you've known him before...
Takara: *smile* i have
Yuji: and that you're inlove with him...
Takara: *smile* sssshh!!
Yuji: *facepalm* he's lucky alright!
*they go to le infirmiry.
Takara: Yuji. I'm staying here and helping them. You take him.
Yuji: what!!!!?!?!?!
Takara: if anything happens, you're dead meat.
Yuji: *leaves*
Takara: *uses 3d maneuver gear* *slashes le Hasebe titans*
Kakaka: -le other huge smiling titan-
Hanami: *stuck with Kakaka*
Shishiou: *attack*
Kakaka: *ded*
Hanami: *hugs him* Shishiou!!
Shishiou: *hugs her back*
Takara: *sees Gokotai*
Gokotai: *stuck with a Hasebe*
Takara: *kills Hasebe*
Hasebe: *ded*
Gokotai: t-thank you! Gee, i haven't seen you before...are you a new scout?
Takara: !!....y-yes..
Gokotai: you're amazing
Takara: *smile* let's go to the infirmiry.
Gokotai: my brothers are scouts too! Please help them!
Takara: sure...i'll look for them..
Gokotai: t-thank you!
Takara: *goes look for them*
Yasu: *kills more Hasebe* ORA!!
Hasebe: *ded*
Yoshiyuki: *brings canon* BANG!! *fires*
Hasebe: *ded*
Nama: *flies and kills le Hasebe*
Jiji: -le ymir titan-
Takara: shit.
Jiji: *attacks a building*
Takara: OVER THERE!!
Yoshiyuki: *recognizes her* Takara?
Takara: fire quick!!
Yoshiyuki: *fires*
Jiji: *ded*
Yoshiyuki: you're a scout now? I thought you were one of us?
Takara: i saved a scout and took his place. He's very injured.
Yoshiyuki: he? Who is he?
Takara: doesn't matter! Let's kill some Titans!!
Doudanuki: *flies so fast and kills another Jiji*
Yaman: *has a green scout cape* *kills more Hasebe*
Hori: you're amazing!!
Yaman: *blush*
Hori: you're amazing, Kane-san!!
Kane-san: oh? Hehe-- *sparkles*
Yaman: *gloom*
Kane-san: *eaten by Hasebe*
Hori: KANE-SAN!!!
Yaman: -3- oh..
-end
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