Touken Ranbu on crack 4

If...

If tkrb swords were disney princesses.

Yasu: *drowns*

Kashuu: *saves him*

Yasu: who was that?

Kashuu: *sings* Part of your world~! *leaves*

Yasu: ......now wtf...?

*beep*

Yuji: I AM ON MY WAY! I CAN GO THE DISTANCE!!

Tsuru: hello, wonder boy~ *wears a greek dress*

Yuji: o mah... *rofl*

Tsuru: staph.

*beep*

Midare: who is that girl i see? Starring straight back at me... *crossdresses*

Urashima: THIS IS DISCIPLINE THIS IS STRENGTH THIS IS SPARTA!! *throws the gold weight to them*

Shishiou: *got hit at the face*

Doudanuki: I WILL DO THIS.

Midare: what am i doing here.

*beep*

Otegine: *plays snow ball fight with Takara in a red coat*

Takara: *can not feed them burbs omg*

Otegine: *having a good time with omg le beast.*

What am i doing?

Yoshiyuki: *feels handsome* -is gaston-

Otegine: Yoshiyuki! I mean Gaston Pffffft-- ok xD

Yoshiyuki: Belle! *patrick impression* i love you.

Takara: no!! He is mine!!

Yoshiyuki: shaddap.

Takara: i am cursed nigga. Stfu.

Yoshiyuki: *tackles him* ARGH!!!

Takara: *judos him*

Yoshiyuki: *falls off*

Takara: this is it!! *plays dead*

Otegine: no!! Beast!! No!! I love you! *kisses her*

Takara: *wakes up* baby i love you too.

Otegine: *shocked* Wat.

Takara: bitch you make me hurl. *spins around* lol i'm human again.

Otegine: -_-.

*beep*

Doudanuki: *horse back riding* *Brave song plays* *does badass archery*

Kakaka: -Merida's dad- Your mother said, you'll get married.

Doudanuki: nuh dad. I will explor teh wurld!!

Kane-san: MERIDA!! YOU LISTEN TO ME!! YOU WILL MARRY!!

Doudanuki: *gives him a tart* here mum eat.

Kane-san: *eats* *turns into a bear*

Doudanuki: Ooooooooooooooooooh...my..

Kakaka: DEATH!!

Doudanuki: no dude. Dis my mum

Kakaka: u high on weed.

Doudanuki: no dad. I just omg. I wanna be 4ever single!

Kane-san: roar.

Doudanuki: *hugs* UGH!! MOM I LOVE YOU!!

Kane-san: *humanoid sword again*

Kakaka: m'wife.

*beep*

Juzu: *spins around* WHEN WILL MY LIFE BEGIN!

Oodenta: shush! U will not go outside.

Juzu: i vill.

Oodenta: i het yu. *pulls his hair*

Juzu: AAAAAAACK!! NO MOTHER!!

Oodenta: *sick laughing*

Juzu: omg. What is with this woman. GO BUY A LONG ASS WIG.

Oodenta: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHH

Hasebe: i have come to save you!! Wait no. Actually steal your beads.

Juzu: romance.

Oodenta: ze hair. *dies*

Juzu: *transforms to Higekiri*

Hasebe: let's get married.

*beep*

Kogi: Hi dad.

Naga: hello daughter.

Kogi: whassup

Naga: you marry Kokoum.

Kogi: ew dad.

Tarou: -kokoum-

Kogi: dude. Y so serious.

Yaman: hello. I have come to kill indians. I'm ignorant sorry not sorry

Kogi: omg my type. American boy.

Yaman: *yaoi with him*

Tarou: *got jelly* *beast mode awakening*

Yaman: *prisons*

Kogi: but dad. I love him.

Naga: daughter. U gay.

*beep*

Aoe: This precious girl is cursed.

Mitsutada: -the fairy godmother- NOOOO!!

Jiji: omg i see a handsome man.

Ookane: *epic hair whip*

Both: i know you i walk with you once upon a dream

Aoe: das it gurl. U die. *holds a needle*

Jiji: *holds it* *ded*

Ookane: *raep face*

Jiji: *lives*

Ookane: *opera again*

Jiji: *joins him*

Mitsutada: omg yay.

*beep*

Ichigo: *cries*

Mitsutada: what is wrong?

Ichigo: i'm poor and omg sad.

Mitsutada: let's go to the ball and hit on guys?

Ichigo: *sob* okay...

Mitsutada: *transforms him*

Ichigo: glass slippers?

Mitsutada: yes.

Ichigo: *runs to prince*

Kikkou: *ignores*

Ichigo: SENPAI NOTICE ME!! *throws the glass slipper at him*

Kikkou: oh hi!

*ding!! 12 midnight

Ichigo: i hate you senpai!! *runs away*

Kikkou: who r u even?

*beep*

Kuri: *found lamp*

Jirou: -le genie- What is your wish?

Kuri: i wish i was an elephant

Jirou: wait!! There's a pretty girl!!

Ishi: *being sexy*

Kuri: ok?

Jirou: ok. Wish to be with her i mean him.

Kuri: i don't plan...

Jirou: *facedesk*

-end