"Okay, time to practice my instrument for the concert tomorrow!"
"Ew, I need valve oil."
"Oh, bad reed."
"Gotta grease the corks!"
"How high can I play?"
"How low can I play?"
"Can I hit a pedal tone?"
"Can I flutter tongue?"
"Can I sound like an alarm?"
"My section just texted me."
"Gotta comment on this post!"
"I'm just going to play the fun part."
"Can I switch my hands?"
"I should probably write in the fingerings."
"What was the visual for that again?"
"Are there lyrics to this song?"
One hour later: "...I'm just going to practice before class tomorrow."
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Band 101
RandomStereotypes, jokes, and other stuff for marching band, concert band, and guard. Have fun getting triggered!! {Rated NR} Highest rating: #294 in Humor COMPLETED JAN 3, 2017
