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Stereotypes, jokes, and other stuff for marching band, concert band, and guard. Have fun getting triggered!! {Rated NR} Highest rating: #294 in Humor COMPLETED JAN 3, 2017

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#87: Instruments

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by Stealthheart

by Stealthheart

*slide is noisy* "I NEED OIL!!!"

*hits instrument* "NO!!!! MY CHILD!!!!!"

*drops instrument* *screams and checks to see if anything is broken*

Band practice is play and exercise.

Oiling valves/corks/slide is feeding.

Cleaning instrument.

Kissing instrument.

Adopt a child. Join band.