Lemmony Snicket: This next chapter you are about to read has kept me up at night weeping over Count Olaf's pure, and utter wickedness. Yet to no degree does it get better.
The next day:
"Count Olaf."
I say.
"What did you just call me?!"
Olaf says.
"Count, Ola-"
"Now Blaze. Blaze, Blaze, Blaze. You've been here 4 days all ready."
He says shaking his head 'no' back and forth.
"And?"
I say.
"And, I expect my son, to call me father!"
"Your not my father, Olaf."
"I don't care. You will call me dad, or else."
Says Olaf.
Olaf hits me.
Lemmony Snicket: You mines well stop reading this book now. You can't possibly have anything better to do than to read this dreadful story.
"If your going to cry, please, use your inside voice."
Olaf says.
"What is that supposed to mean?"
I say.
"Stupid brat...... you know exactly what I mean, now stop blabbering and go do your chores!"
Olaf says.
"Ive all ready done all the chores you've asked of me!"
"Uh, here. There's 6 more!"
He says shoving the paper back at me.
I sigh, and head head off to do the chores.
After I finish, Count Olaf bursts into the room.
"Why are you just laying around you brat? Your supposed to be doing your chores!"
"I'm finished."
I say.
"Then.........go to bed!"
"It's not even 6:30 yet. The sun is still up!"
(Mocked) "Ooh, the suns still up- GO TO SLEEP!"
Olaf says smirking at me before shoving me upstairs.
"You never will be my father!"
I shout as he opens the door to my bedroom.
"No, your right Blaze. But I am still your guardian! And you will do what ever I say, orphan!"
"Can you please not call me orphan."
I say.
"I thought I told you not to talk back! Do I need too go over the rules once more!"
Olaf shouts pushing me into my room.
"No."
Lemmony Snicket: As the theme song says, this is the part where you might want to, quote look away, quote. Unquote.
(Olaf breaks into song)
"One, and a two! Do not cry, or you'll have to say goodbye. Do as your told, so I may gain your silver and gold. Stay out of my way, almost every day. If you wish to avoid my rath, do not take a bath, and stay out of the tower of feel my greatest powerrrrr!"
(Yes I made that up)
I stand there in horror, as Olaf poses.
"Clap, you stupid orphan!"
Olaf says holding up his red cape with an evil smile.
I clap unwillingly.
"Now go to bed! (Clears throat) I've had enough of you. Man I abhor children!"
Olaf says as he slams the door, and locks it- leaving me in a small room.🏴
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