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Brian: can I have some toilet paper

Seth: why do you need toilet paper

Brian: ...

Seth: oh yeah

Brian: GIVE ME IT

Seth: -hands toilet paper roll that was under his desk I guess-

Brian: thanks a bunch

Seth: yeah no problem

Brian: -runs to room 1102 and barges in-

Tim: AHHHH

Brian: did I scare you

Tim: NO I LIKE SCREAMING FOR FUN

Brian: pft. I have toilet paper -throws toilet paper roll at Tim's head-

Tim: ow

Brian: you're welcome. I'm going to go take a dog for a walk

Tim: you said "a dog". So... Brian... whose dog did you steal

Brian: seth's -a very small border collie puppy walks into the room-

Tim: uh okay

Brian: -puts leash on dog-

Tim: wait isn't it basically all black outside like how will you even see

Brian: they gave us flash lights (SORRY)

Tim: true

Brian: so bye

Tim: I'll just go back to staring at this nice carpet

Brian: that's a weird kink

Tim: I NEVER SAID I LIKED IT IN THAT KIND OF WAY BRIAN

Brian: -slams door and goes outside-

Brian: wow it's dark out here -turns on flashlight-

Operator: hello Brian

Brian: wow you know my name? That's cool!

Operator: ...

Brian: LOOK AT THIS CUTE DOG

Operator: Alex is going to kill you sooner or later

Brian: neato mosquito, douche.

Operator: will you stop being happy for one second

Brian: nope I'll always be happy even if I turn into some masked man trying to attack and steal from people

Operator: don't you already do that

Brian: will you stop making everyone feel like a piece of shit for once

Operator: -hiss-

Brian: hey look over there, it's Alex and he says that he'll be your slave for eternity

Operator: ...

Brian: -nervous and sweaty- AND HE IS WEARING A BIKINI

Operator: WHERE

Brian: THAT WAY -points to the left-

Operator: -runs at super nyoom 2,000 speed-

Brian: phew that was close

Operator: WHERE

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE WHAT THE HELL ALEX IS ACTUALLY DOING