ToTheHotel

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-a moan is heard from next door-

Jay: oh my god that's not normal

Jay: -tries to open door-

Jay: LOCKED! -gets random key thing to open it somehow-

Jay: -opens door-

Alex: -IS IN THE SAME BED WITH JESSICA (CCCOOOOUGH) THAT FILTHY BAD DUDE- jAY

Jay: OH NO -slams door and goes back to his bed crying-

---THE NEXT DAY---

Jay: -goes to room 1102-

Jessica: -is sitting on the bed-

Jay: -sits next to Jessica- so uh... last night...

Jessica: -shrug- it was something new

Jay: BUT YOU JUST. WITH HIM. WHY. DIDN'T HE LIKE KILL YOUR BEST FRIEND, WHO WAS HIS GIIRRRLLLFRRIENDDD. BUT LOOK AT HER NOW. OH YEAH, YOU CAN'T. 'CUZ SHE'S DEAD.

Jessica: he's not that bad

Jay: HE TRIED TO SHOOT YOU

Jessica: I said he's NOT that BAD

Jay: -sigh-

Jessica: why don't you leave

Jay: why don't I stay

Jessica: LEAVE NOW JAY

Jay: fine. Or maybe I'll just go punch MR KILL YOUR FRIEND IN HIS FACE!

Jessica: whatever

Jay: -slams door to Jessica's room, angrily stomps around the hotel trying to find Alex-

Alex: hey Jay

Jay: ALEX

Alex: want a muffin

Jay: no I don't want a m—

Alex: -stuffs a muffin in Jay's mouth- it's good it's blueberry (WHEEZE)

Jay: -chews- wow it's not that bad. It tastes kinda g— AGH -violently coughs- CAUH AGH OW OW OWWw oW owww ow -falls on floor and passes out-

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE WHO THE HELL MADE THOSE MUFFINS

(COUGH)