ToTheHotel

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Brian: -is wearing a chef hat- do you like my muffins

Jay: -wakes up- AHHHHHHHHHH

Brian: what's wrong? Are you allergic to blueberries??

Jay: -violent coughing-

Brian: -stares at Jay-

Jay: -coughs up a pill somehow with the power of I don't know-

Brian: ha

Jay: THERE WERE NO BLUEBERRIES. ONLY PILLS.

Brian: pills, blueberries. Same thing.

Jay: nO THEY ARE NOT

Brian: but don't worry these pills are the same ones Tim takes

Jay: AREN'T THOSE SEIZURE AND LIKE... VIOLENT COUGHING PILLS

Brian: yeah

Jay: WHYYY

Brian: they fell in dude

Jay: THE MUFFIN IS RIGHT HERE. DID YOU JUST HOLD A BOTTLE ABOVE THE PILLS AND ACT LIKE THEY WOULDN'T FALL OUT?

Brian: OK. I POURED THEM IN BUT SO WHAT

Jay: I COULD'VE DIED

Brian: BUT YOU'VE TAKEN THEM BEFORE

Jay: -lays back on the floor- Why does everything bad happen to me? Why not someone else for a change.

Brian: because everyone else has had worse things in the past, now it's just effecting you and we're already used to it

Jay: BUT I CAUGHT ALEX AND JESSICA... -makes inappropriate hand gesture I guess-

Brian: oh

Jay: BUT THAT IS TORTURE FOR MY EYES

Brian: you're a virgin right

Jay: OF COURSE I AM A VIRGIN

Brian: -sigh- you'll understand love one day

Jay: I ALREADY HAVE AND I DON'T LIKE IT

Brian: well you'll understand when you really like someone

Jay: I ALREADY LIKE SOMEONE

Brian: and who is t—

Jay: JESSICA! I LOVE HER!

Jessica: -walks into the room where they are- ...what

Jay: oh no

Jessica: Jay...

Alex: hey guys

Jay: GGGGRRRRR -tackles Alex-

Tim: -walks into the same room with a cup of coffee-

Alex: -wrestles with Jay-

Brian: -stares-

Jessica: -stares-

Tim: I am literally so done with all of you

Janitor: same

Tim: WHO ARE YOU

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE WHO THE HELL THE JANITOR IS