ToTheHotel

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Janitor: you remember who I am, I won't bother telling you

Tim: ...I don't remember a lot of things. I blame the memory loss. And the parties... (-wheeze-)

Janitor: fine I'll tell you...

Tim: yeah thanks

Janitor: -rips off clothes somehow-

Tim: AMY

Janitor: uh huh

Alex: -stops wrestling with Jay for a second- (-WWHHHHHEEEEZZZEE-)
TIM, WHY DID YOU ONLY KNOW IT WAS AMY WHEN SHE STRIPPED DOWN TO HER PANTIES AND BRA?

Tim: why did you have sex with Jessica? Hmm?

Alex: -gets punched in the face by Jay, kicks him off and stands up-

Amy: -sigh-

Jessica: maybe you should go put your clothes on, and what room are you in?

Amy: good idea. And I'm in room 666

Brian: -gASP-

Amy: Brian?

Brian: wh—

Amy: -hugs Brian-

Brian: I don't know you but I like hugs

Amy: I HAD SO MANY SEXUAL FANTASIES WITH YOU IN THEM

Brian: -lets go of Amy-

Tim: -breaks coffee cup out of anger-

Alex: -looks at Tim and Brian angrily-

Jay: why does everyone have some weird relationship. I'm still a single Pringle.

Jessica: -shrug-

Seth: mAYBE BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES YOU

Jay: HEY! THAT'S S— Actually that's true

Seth: AND I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

Everyone: -is silent-

Seth: TOMORROW WE ARE HOLDING THE FOURTH ANNUAL HOTEL BALL, STARTING AT 1:00 PM TO 1:00 AM

Jay: HOTEL BALL YEAH WOO

Tim: wait... so it's like a fancy party... for a hotel, full of operator stalked victims...

Seth: YEAH

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE WHO THE HELL ASKS SOMEONE ELSE TO THE BALL