Meta-Not is gone and nobody cares (Not entirely accurate)

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Galactic Nova's POV

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(Darn you Galactic Nova! Why are you so Omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient, all that?)

(Because I am. Now let ME tell this story)

Somebody wished Kirby away, in order to take over Dreamland. I complied.

Back to the one and only MAGOLOR!!!!!!!!('s POV)

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"KIIIIIIRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! ARRRRRREEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUU OOOOOOOOOO-KKKKKKKKKK???????

The only response my totes swagolor call got was the loud fake-snoring of the Awakened Noddies. I couldn't even hear the AI over that horrible din, and just getting close started making me tired, so I had the 'Lor get us away from there before I passed out. Then I lost consciousness.

(Are you kidding me? Even after I got away, I still passed out? REALLY?)

King Dedederp's POV (It's King DEDEDE! NOT KING DEDEDERP!!!! Yeah, yeah, whatever.)

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"Ware is dat Met A-Night? Aah sware, wit all o is dispearnces, ees gonna b luky if Aah don fir im on da SPOT!" I rored wit angre.

"De're motsly knot is fault sire. It's motsly cuz o oter villans n ovrloardz, oter dan urself," Escargoon mutred 2 meh.

(I really hate having to type like this, but Dedederp insists that this is how to spell it, and this is exactly how it was said... what a shotzohead)

"O rly? well den ees losin is toch," Aah compland 2 Goony.

(Ok, thank god his section is over. I was having a migrane... Onto the Noddies part! [this is gonna be easy])

Awakened Noddies

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"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz" - ElderNoddy.exe

"ZzzzzzZzzzzZZZZzzzzz" - Noddy1.exe

"ZZZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" - ElderNoddy.exe

"Z-Z-Z-Z-Z!" - Me.exe

(Note from the swagolor author - These Noddies are strange... They give their accounts of the story like such.)

Derp Mutter (Dark Matter)

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"Blorp blobber blobb blip belimp blork. Splugger lump" blobbed ME.

"So it shall be done," blobbed DMK (Dark Meta Knight)

MY TOTALLY SWAGOLOR SHIP'S POV! OOOOOOOOOHHH YEAH!!!!

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"Magolor! Magolor! Incoming message from the Battleship Halberd! That ship that Meta Knight builds and gets it destroyed one way or another," I called to my master, whom had just regained consciousness.

"Ok, ok, I'm coming!" Magolor called to me. How I love serving the best Halcandran ever!

"Message Play... ... ... ... ... Hello... Magolor... ... ... Your 'Meta-not'... ... ...captured... ... ... fight ... ...clone... ... ... ... get him... ... ... ... ... kill... ... ... ... ... ... ... Galactic Nova... ... ... ... ::: ::: ::: $*$&*$(&$*&^*&^#*(&$%^*(&$#^%*&^$*&^&^^*$$*#%^$*&^%$^&^#$*... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... ........................ - Message End... Mags? I think Meta-Not's in danger!"

"What? Meta-not, for as long as I've known him, has NEVER gotten into danger that he can't get himself out of. Besides, this was sent from the Battleship Halberd! His ship! Who else would be sending from there?" Mags argued.

(I loved doing it from the Lor's point of view!)

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