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jace_hunter_: why is my girl so mint?
cinderella_wallace: why is my man so peng? (I took this from the Internet, what even does it mean?
jace_hunter_: it's basically mint, but peng you know?
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cinderella_wallace: well... I've just been called mint (but what the fuck is a peng when it's at home?!) so i might as well flaunt it!
jace_hunter_: Chris all mighty, Prince make me strong! This girl, just... never google anything ever again
cinderella_wallace: you're such a dick strangler
jace_hunter_: there she goes again! With the internet words that have no meaning
cinderella_wallace: actually, I just made that one up...
jace_hunter_: according to urban dictionary it means someone who masturbates too much...
cinderella_wallace: delete. INSTANT DELETE
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January
RandomThirty days has September, April, June, and November. All the rest have thirty-one, Except for February alone, Which has but twenty-eight days clear, And twenty-nine in each leap year.
