(Cursing)
(I'm not into Dan and Phil YET)
A MONTH WITHOUT UPLOADING HE COMES BACK WITH A TAG THAT NO ONE EVEN TAGGED HIM IN HES NOT A CHALLENGE TO DRAG SO PREPARE FOR AN ATTACK AND BY THAT I MEAN CRINGE CAUSE THIS MOTHER FUCKERS ABOUT TO GET DRAGGED BY HIS FRINGE FIRST THINGS FIRST YOU'RE FREAKISHLY TALL ITS WEIRD YOU LOOK LIKE A NOODLE YOU HAD HAIR THAT WAS COOL IN 2007 AND WHEN WET YOU JUST LOOK LIKE A POODLE THROW IN A REALLY ANNOYING POSH VOICE AND YEP THATS DAN YOU'RE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WINNIE THE POOH FUCKED SLENDERMAN
YOU PROCRASTINATE MAKING VIDEOS BECAUSE BEING JUDGED IS SCARY SO CLOSE TO BEING FORGOTTEN THE HATE'S IMAGINARY
THE ONLY REASON YOU GET VIEWS IS YOU'RE ANOTHER WHITE GUY WHO PEOPLE SHIP WITH HIS FRIEND BECAUSE THEY THINK ITS KAWAII
OH REASONS WHY DANS A FAIL (yay) ILL GIVE YOU SOME:
YOU NEVER TWEET
YOU OVEREAT
ALL YOU DO IS CRY AND SLEEP
YOUR JOKES ARE SHITPOSTS AND MEMES WITH NO ORIGINALITY
YOUR FAMILY'S SAD YOU FLOPPED YOUR LAW DEGREE AT UNIVERSITY AND ANYTHING EMBARRASSING THATS FROM YOUR PAST YOU JUST DELETE YOU WERE VEGAN FOR LIKE THREE WEEKS THEN WHAT? YOU MISSED THE MEAT? WOW IM SO IMPRESSED BY YOUR CLEAR MORAL INTEGRITY YOU TRY SO HARD TO BE PEACEFUL AND DIPLOMATIC BUT YOU CANT MAKE TOAST WITHOUT TUMBLR SAYING YOU'RE PROBLEMATIC
I COULD GO ON THERES MORE IF I CHECK THERES MORE THINGS ON THIS LIST THAN CHINS ON YOUR NECK ON YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU JOKED THAT YOU A QUARTER WAY TO DEATH? A HUNDRED? YEAH WHEN GETTING OUT OF BED MAKES YOU OUT OF BREATH? SO YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH WAS J-LAW AND NOW ITS EVAN P? WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS YOUR SEXUALITY? ITS HARD TO PUT YOU IN A BOX WHEN YOU KEEP IT SO BLURRY I THINK ITS JUST TO HIDE THAT YOU'RE SECRETLY A FURRY!
*cough*
I-I'm joking, obviously
...
Okay that went deep
REPRESS IT?
YUP!
BEFORE I START CRYING, LETS WRAP THIS SHIT UP
IM GONNA GO AND MASTURBATE THEN CRY INTO A SLICE OF PIZZA SHOUTOUT TO THE OTHER YOUTUBERS, ESPECIALLY RYAN HIGA
A CRINGE COMPILATION MIXED WITH CULTURAL APPROPRIATION MET WITH NO DEPRECIATION ITS THE YOUTUBE NATION
CLICK SUBSCRIBE IF YOU WANNA WATCH FOUR VIDEOS A YEAR IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY LAST ONE (from ten years ago) JUST CLICK OVER HERE *fail* SO LEAVE A COMMENT WITH YOUR REACTION YOU CAN CALL ME A LIAR BECAUSE YOU JUST WITNESSED THE ROAST OF DANISNOTONFIRE
YOU ARE READING
ART & UNDERTALE & TRASH
RandomME BEING A CRACKHEAD WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE AND IT ALSO HAS A LOT OF ONESHOTS SO YEAH (also ignore how most of the first 50 chapters they're really cringey lmao)
